The Colbert Report
Pray for Stephen
Season 3 • 02/06/2007
If you are one of the tens of thousands praying for Stephen, remember -- he asks for invisibility.
The Colbert ReportS3 Wendy Kopp
Stephen's speaks with Teach for America founder Wendy Kopp and suggests that eliminating schools entirely is the best way to achieve equal educational opportunity.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Second Opinion
Stephen is all for the second opinion. If a doctor says he's allergic to shrimp, he finds a doctor that says he's not. He feels the same about scientists and global warming.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Giant Mexican Babies
Banning light bulbs, giant Mexicans babies crossing the border, the Miss America pageant and the misrepresentation of bear hugs are all major threats.
The Colbert ReportS3 Save Stephen Jr.
Stephen discovers that Stephen Jr. has made it back into the U.S. but fears that Congressman Brian Baird might kill him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/6/07
The Pentagon may be doing business with Iran, and Congressman Zack Space can be heard screaming. Plus, Stephen finds out why Charles LeDuff doesn't do Internet dating.
The Colbert ReportS3 Charles LeDuff
Journalist Charlie LeDuff talks about "US Guys" and tells Stephen that the manliest men in America are in Oklahoma's gay rodeo.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack Space
Stephen takes a look at Ohio's 18th and speaks with Congressman Zack Space, who has some pretty radical views -- for a Democrat.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Making a Killing
Stephen feels that it's not wrong for the U.S. to sell F-14 fighter jet parts to Iran. They're the only country that uses the jet, so we could make a killing.
The Colbert ReportS3 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack Space Pt. 1
Stephen reveals his moisturizing techniques to Congressman Zack Space.
The Colbert ReportS3 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack Space Pt. 2
Stephen asks Zack Space for details on the Cornhole Tournament.
The Colbert ReportS3 Pray for Stephen
Stephen received a form letter informing him that he is one of the most powerful personalities in media and for this reason he has earned himself a day of being prayed for.
The Colbert ReportS3 The San Francisco Treat
After performing same-sex civil ceremonies in San Francisco, Gavin Newsom had an affair, which basically means that the American family is destroyed.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tek Jansen - From the Future
Teks from further and further in the future keep showing up to save kids from each other, deliver messages, and have sex (by accident).
The Colbert ReportS3 Steven Pinker
Stephen tells Steven Pinker that he doesn't fear evolution because he doesn't believe in it.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/7/07
Stephen asks if the Democrats should respond to the Republicans' nonbinding resolution with a nonbinding resolution, and expects to have his mind read by guest Steven Pinker.
The Colbert ReportS3 California Values Watch
If Loretta Sanchez's sister Linda is Nicky Hilton, Loretta is Paris.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Silence
America's enemies hang on every word that passes through the Senate. That's why it's important for senators to say nothing.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen for President - A Sign
In response to the overwhelming Colbert-for-president forces, Stephen assembles an exploratory committee to determine if he's going to assemble an exploratory committee.
The Colbert ReportS3 Chris Hedges
Chris Hedges tells Stephen why the Christian right are America fascists and why his views of Christianity proves that he was home schooled.
The Colbert ReportS3 Was It Really That Bad? - Salem Witch Trials
Stephen compares the trial of Lewis "Scooter" Libby to the Salem witch trials and shows why it really wasn't that bad.
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