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Stephen Colbert Is Watching Your Kids - Whale Bone Porn

Season 9 • 03/26/2013

A filthy Canadian museum offends one mother with its erotic exhibit, "Tattoos & Scrimshaw."

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North Korea's Armistice Breach & "We Are the World" Propaganda Video

North Korea threatens to end its 60-year ceasefire with South Korea, and the world's most disturbing karaoke video foreshadows a nuclear attack on New York.
03/07/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - "The Bible"

Stephen reads through "A Story of God and All of Us: A Novel Based on the Epic TV Miniseries 'The Bible.'"
03/25/2013
04:17

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History Channel's "The Bible"

Former "Touched by an Angel" star Roma Downey plays the Virgin Mary in "The Bible" miniseries, which she produced with her husband Mark Burnett.
03/25/2013
06:28

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Junot Diaz

The MacArthur Fellow discusses path to citizenship, education for undocumented immigrants and the "Superman Question."
03/25/2013
04:11

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Colbert Super PAC - Ham Rove Memorial Conference Room

A nonprofit salutes Stephen's dearly digested friend, Ham Rove, and Stephen gives tips to avoid any confusion between Karl Rove and Ham Rove at Easter dinner.
03/25/2013
05:55

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Election of Pope Francis

There is no more thrilling TV than live footage of the Vatican chimney, and Argentina's Jorge Bergoglio becomes the first pope named after St. Francis of Assisi.
03/25/2013
05:33

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Eric Topol

The cardiologist talks about his book, "The Creative Destruction of Medicine: How the Digital Revolution Will Create Better Health Care."
03/26/2013
06:42

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The Word - Narcicitizenship

The Supreme Court considers same-sex marriage, but Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss avoids the gay trap that snared Rob Portman and Dick Cheney.
03/26/2013
05:12

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GOP Growth & Opportunity Project

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus reveals that Republicans need to do a better job of reaching out to black people, brown people, women people and young people.
03/26/2013
00:09

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Sign Off - Medical Smartphone

Stephen examines his throat.
03/26/2013
03:17

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Stephen Colbert Is Watching Your Kids - Whale Bone Porn

Thanks to the Vancouver Maritime Museum, youngsters are going to head to the wharves for porn instead of the Internet.
03/26/2013
00:37

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Intro - 3/27/13

Facebook profiles contain secret data, people learn how to spot radical Muslims, and Carl Edgar Blake II wants to breed the perfect pig.
03/27/2013
04:59

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Facebook "Like" Button Science

The University of Cambridge gives 60,000 Facebook users a series of psychological tests and finds that homosexual men tend to "like" musicals and Kathy Griffin.
03/27/2013
03:15

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Sharia Mops

Despite Tennessee lawmakers' best efforts, Sharia law manages to work its way into the state building's men's room.
03/27/2013
00:08

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Sign Off - Hamlet

Hamlet the pig signs off with Stephen.
03/27/2013
05:09

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Bill O'Reilly on Gay Marriage

If Bill O'Reilly is now pro-gay marriage, then back when he said gay marriage was like marrying a goat, he was really saying that he's pro-goat marriage.
03/27/2013
06:42

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Carl Edgar Blake II

The owner of Rustik Rooster Farms explains how breeding a Chinese pig and a Russian pig makes a prize-winning German pig.
03/27/2013
05:19

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Robert Lustig

The pediatric endocrinologist shares his book, "Fat Chance: Beating the Odds Against Sugar, Processed Food, Obesity, and Disease."
03/28/2013
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
03/28/2013
02:59

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Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 2

Emily Bazelon talks about Justice Anthony Kennedy, the arguments for traditional marriage, and discrimination against same-sex couples.
03/28/2013
04:36

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Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 1

Slate's senior editor explains that, even with DOMA out of the picture, gay couples would lose federal benefits if they move to states that don't recognize same-sex marriage.
03/28/2013
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