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Stephen Colbert Is Watching Your Kids - Whale Bone Porn

Season 9 • 03/26/2013

A filthy Canadian museum offends one mother with its erotic exhibit, "Tattoos & Scrimshaw."

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05:35

North Korea's Armistice Breach & "We Are the World" Propaganda Video
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North Korea threatens to end its 60-year ceasefire with South Korea, and the world's most disturbing karaoke video foreshadows a nuclear attack on New York.
03/07/2013
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Sign Off - "The Bible"
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Stephen reads through "A Story of God and All of Us: A Novel Based on the Epic TV Miniseries 'The Bible.'"
03/25/2013
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History Channel's "The Bible"
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Former "Touched by an Angel" star Roma Downey plays the Virgin Mary in "The Bible" miniseries, which she produced with her husband Mark Burnett.
03/25/2013
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Junot Diaz
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The MacArthur Fellow discusses path to citizenship, education for undocumented immigrants and the "Superman Question."
03/25/2013
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Colbert Super PAC - Ham Rove Memorial Conference Room
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A nonprofit salutes Stephen's dearly digested friend, Ham Rove, and Stephen gives tips to avoid any confusion between Karl Rove and Ham Rove at Easter dinner.
03/25/2013
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Election of Pope Francis
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There is no more thrilling TV than live footage of the Vatican chimney, and Argentina's Jorge Bergoglio becomes the first pope named after St. Francis of Assisi.
03/25/2013
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Eric Topol
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The cardiologist talks about his book, "The Creative Destruction of Medicine: How the Digital Revolution Will Create Better Health Care."
03/26/2013
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06:42

The Word - Narcicitizenship
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The Supreme Court considers same-sex marriage, but Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss avoids the gay trap that snared Rob Portman and Dick Cheney.
03/26/2013
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05:12

GOP Growth & Opportunity Project
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RNC Chairman Reince Priebus reveals that Republicans need to do a better job of reaching out to black people, brown people, women people and young people.
03/26/2013
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00:09

Sign Off - Medical Smartphone
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Stephen examines his throat.
03/26/2013
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03:17

Stephen Colbert Is Watching Your Kids - Whale Bone Porn
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Thanks to the Vancouver Maritime Museum, youngsters are going to head to the wharves for porn instead of the Internet.
03/26/2013
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Intro - 3/27/13
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Facebook profiles contain secret data, people learn how to spot radical Muslims, and Carl Edgar Blake II wants to breed the perfect pig.
03/27/2013
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04:59

Facebook "Like" Button Science
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The University of Cambridge gives 60,000 Facebook users a series of psychological tests and finds that homosexual men tend to "like" musicals and Kathy Griffin.
03/27/2013
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03:15

Sharia Mops
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Despite Tennessee lawmakers' best efforts, Sharia law manages to work its way into the state building's men's room.
03/27/2013
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Sign Off - Hamlet
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Hamlet the pig signs off with Stephen.
03/27/2013
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05:09

Bill O'Reilly on Gay Marriage
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If Bill O'Reilly is now pro-gay marriage, then back when he said gay marriage was like marrying a goat, he was really saying that he's pro-goat marriage.
03/27/2013
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06:42

Carl Edgar Blake II
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The owner of Rustik Rooster Farms explains how breeding a Chinese pig and a Russian pig makes a prize-winning German pig.
03/27/2013
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05:19

Robert Lustig
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The pediatric endocrinologist shares his book, "Fat Chance: Beating the Odds Against Sugar, Processed Food, Obesity, and Disease."
03/28/2013
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00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
03/28/2013
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02:59

Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 2
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Emily Bazelon talks about Justice Anthony Kennedy, the arguments for traditional marriage, and discrimination against same-sex couples.
03/28/2013
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Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 1
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Slate's senior editor explains that, even with DOMA out of the picture, gay couples would lose federal benefits if they move to states that don't recognize same-sex marriage.
03/28/2013
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