The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 02/28/2007
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski warns Stephen that she may say the word "ape."
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/27/07
Stephen questions whether assault rifles be used for hunting, Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives an honor, and guest Dr. Craig Venter discusses genetic engineering.
The Colbert ReportS3 Dead to Me - Raptors
Steagle Colbeagle is twice the mascot the Toronto Raptor will ever be.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Bilk
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the most blatant example of marketing alcohol to children since St. Pauli baby.
The Colbert ReportS3 Gore's Garbage
When Hannity and Colmes couldn't get Al Gore on their show to answer charges of excessive energy consumption, they attacked the next logical person: Daryl Hannah.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Recoil
Jim Zumbo is making distinctions among guns based on their appearance -- that's called discrimination.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/28/07
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
The Colbert ReportS3 Obama vs. Colbert
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 David Geffen the Intern?
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
The Colbert ReportS3 Problems Without Solutions: Stay-At-Home Dads
Don't pity these stay-at-home dads -- they volunteered to have their balls stolen from them.
The Colbert ReportS3 Profiles in Quitters - Tom Vilsack
Stephen tries to get Tom Vilsack to sell his soul to an evil corporate overlord to get money to run for president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Nina Jablonski
Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Tennessee's 9th - Steve Cohen
Stephen proposes to Congressman Steve Cohen that Tennessee public restrooms be co-ed and promises not to look.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/1/07
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
The Colbert ReportS3 Larry King
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jesus #1!
Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - All the Time
This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Bury the Lead
Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
The Colbert ReportS3 Mara Vanderslice
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - You Get a Pint!
Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/5/07
The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
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