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Nina Jablonski
Season 3 • 02/28/2007
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski warns Stephen that she may say the word "ape."
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00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 2/27/07
Stephen questions whether assault rifles be used for hunting, Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives an honor, and guest Dr. Craig Venter discusses genetic engineering.
02/27/2007
02:46
The Colbert Report
S3
Dead to Me - Raptors
Steagle Colbeagle is twice the mascot the Toronto Raptor will ever be.
02/27/2007
01:41
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - Bilk
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the most blatant example of marketing alcohol to children since St. Pauli baby.
02/27/2007
05:15
The Colbert Report
S3
Gore's Garbage
When Hannity and Colmes couldn't get Al Gore on their show to answer charges of excessive energy consumption, they attacked the next logical person: Daryl Hannah.
02/27/2007
04:47
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Recoil
Jim Zumbo is making distinctions among guns based on their appearance -- that's called discrimination.
02/27/2007
00:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 2/28/07
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
02/28/2007
01:22
The Colbert Report
S3
Obama vs. Colbert
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
02/28/2007
02:09
The Colbert Report
S3
David Geffen the Intern?
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
02/28/2007
04:54
The Colbert Report
S3
Problems Without Solutions: Stay-At-Home Dads
Don't pity these stay-at-home dads -- they volunteered to have their balls stolen from them.
02/28/2007
04:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Profiles in Quitters - Tom Vilsack
Stephen tries to get Tom Vilsack to sell his soul to an evil corporate overlord to get money to run for president.
02/28/2007
07:06
The Colbert Report
S3
Nina Jablonski
Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
02/28/2007
05:24
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a District - Tennessee's 9th - Steve Cohen
Stephen proposes to Congressman Steve Cohen that Tennessee public restrooms be co-ed and promises not to look.
03/01/2007
00:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/1/07
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
03/01/2007
06:21
The Colbert Report
S3
Larry King
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
03/01/2007
03:22
The Colbert Report
S3
Jesus #1!
Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
03/01/2007
00:05
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - All the Time
This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
03/01/2007
04:08
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Bury the Lead
Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
03/01/2007
05:58
The Colbert Report
S3
Mara Vanderslice
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
03/05/2007
00:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - You Get a Pint!
Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
03/05/2007
00:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/5/07
The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
03/05/2007
02:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Stop the War in Congress
Members of Congress can't just look out their window to see the conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center; they have to get in a car and drive four hours.
03/05/2007
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