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Intro - 7/16/12
Season 8 • 07/16/2012
Mitt Romney's resume comes under fire, and Anne-Marie Slaughter shares what women can't have.
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03:07
John Roberts' Obamacare Swing Vote
The Colbert Report
S8
John Roberts' health care vote is the worst betrayal since Benedict Arnold teamed up with Judas to stab Caesar right in the croutons.
06/28/2012
02:31
Obamacare & The Broccoli Argument
The Colbert Report
S8
There is nothing stopping Barack Obama from making Americans gay-marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom, in a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.
06/28/2012
01:32
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Finder
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen honors Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack's treasure finder, Dan Stough, with an antique silver turtle bell.
06/28/2012
04:19
Cable News Gaffe on Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling
The Colbert Report
S8
The Supreme Court rules Obamacare constitutional, despite CNN and Fox's opposite breaking news.
06/28/2012
06:09
Aaron Sorkin
The Colbert Report
S8
Academy Award-winning screenwriter Aaron Sorkin talks about the golden age of news, "The West Wing" and what makes America the greatest country.
06/28/2012
06:14
Mitt Romney's Retroactive Retirement from Bain Capital
The Colbert Report
S8
If Barack Obama wins the presidential race, Mitt Romney can just say he retroactively retired from it in 2009.
07/16/2012
04:33
TomKat's Divorce & Anderson Cooper's Sexual Orientation
The Colbert Report
S8
The thetan inhabiting Katie Holmes isn't getting any younger, and torso-American Anderson Cooper could have had perfect caramel-mocha babies.
07/16/2012
00:23
Sign Off - Smiles or Whatever
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen hopes The Report incited smiles.
07/16/2012
04:17
Thought for Food - Caffeine Edition - Funeral Home Starbucks & Car Coffee Makers
The Colbert Report
S8
Nothing soothes the pain of losing a loved one like your eulogy being drowned out by Starbucks employees making frappachinos.
07/16/2012
04:54
Anne-Marie Slaughter
The Colbert Report
S8
Princeton University professor Anne-Marie Slaughter stresses that women need better job choices, ones that equally accommodate a family and full career.
07/16/2012
00:32
Intro - 7/16/12
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney faces questions about his resume, people get their coffee in new ways, and Anne-Marie Slaughter explains why women can't have it all.
07/16/2012
05:13
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Philadelphia's Rosenbach Museum and Library
The Colbert Report
S8
Rosenbach Museum curator Derick Dreher doubts that a Bud Light Lime bottle played an important role in the creation of Stephen's "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" manuscript.
07/17/2012
03:47
Nas
The Colbert Report
S8
Nas shares his passion for rapping, thoughts on retirement, and the inspiration behind his 10th album cover.
07/17/2012
02:44
Nevada's "None of the Above" Is Fearsome Foe for GOP
The Colbert Report
S8
The whole message of Mitt Romney's campaign is "I'm not Barack Obama," while a Nevada foe demonstrates all the conservative credentials Mitt lacks.
07/17/2012
05:22
The Word - On the Straight & Narrow-Minded
The Colbert Report
S8
The minds of young people are being poisoned by knowledge, but thankfully Texas is the Large Hadron Collider of denying science.
07/17/2012
00:38
Intro - 7/18/12
The Colbert Report
S8
There's a new way to connect with the Scriptures, Mitt Romney reaches out to his constituency, and Houston's Mayor Annise Parker joins Stephen.
07/18/2012
05:11
"Struggling" Waiters & Waitresses at Mitt Romney's Fundraiser
The Colbert Report
S8
For some reason Mitt Romney has gained this reputation as a guy who can't identify with the common man, no matter how hard he fires them.
07/18/2012
05:31
Annise Parker
The Colbert Report
S8
Mayor Annise Parker highlights Houston's largest industries and talks about being the first openly gay mayor of a major American city.
07/18/2012
03:39
Stephen Colbert's meTunes - Def Leppard's "Forgeries" of Old Hits
The Colbert Report
S8
The cheeky British lads who invaded America and changed music forever, Def Leppard, launch a new career as the world's best Def Leppard cover band.
07/18/2012
04:52
Tip/Wag - Christian Tablet Computer & Rock-Paper-Scissors Robot
The Colbert Report
S8
Christians get to ignore their families with mindless procrastination, and Japan's mechanical menace always rides shotgun.
07/18/2012
05:21
Lisa Jackson
The Colbert Report
S8
Lisa Jackson details the EPA's founding under Richard Nixon, the importance of healthy communities, and the effects of mercury on children's IQ.
07/19/2012
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