The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/16/12
Season 8 • 07/16/2012
Mitt Romney's resume comes under fire, and Anne-Marie Slaughter shares what women can't have.
The Colbert ReportS8 John Roberts' Obamacare Swing Vote
John Roberts' health care vote is the worst betrayal since Benedict Arnold teamed up with Judas to stab Caesar right in the croutons.
The Colbert ReportS8 Obamacare & The Broccoli Argument
There is nothing stopping Barack Obama from making Americans gay-marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom, in a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Finder
Stephen honors Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack's treasure finder, Dan Stough, with an antique silver turtle bell.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cable News Gaffe on Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling
The Supreme Court rules Obamacare constitutional, despite CNN and Fox's opposite breaking news.
The Colbert ReportS8 Aaron Sorkin
Academy Award-winning screenwriter Aaron Sorkin talks about the golden age of news, "The West Wing" and what makes America the greatest country.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Retroactive Retirement from Bain Capital
If Barack Obama wins the presidential race, Mitt Romney can just say he retroactively retired from it in 2009.
The Colbert ReportS8 TomKat's Divorce & Anderson Cooper's Sexual Orientation
The thetan inhabiting Katie Holmes isn't getting any younger, and torso-American Anderson Cooper could have had perfect caramel-mocha babies.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Smiles or Whatever
Stephen hopes The Report incited smiles.
The Colbert ReportS8 Thought for Food - Caffeine Edition - Funeral Home Starbucks & Car Coffee Makers
Nothing soothes the pain of losing a loved one like your eulogy being drowned out by Starbucks employees making frappachinos.
The Colbert ReportS8 Anne-Marie Slaughter
Princeton University professor Anne-Marie Slaughter stresses that women need better job choices, ones that equally accommodate a family and full career.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 7/16/12
Mitt Romney faces questions about his resume, people get their coffee in new ways, and Anne-Marie Slaughter explains why women can't have it all.
The Colbert ReportS8 Who's Honoring Me Now? - Philadelphia's Rosenbach Museum and Library
Rosenbach Museum curator Derick Dreher doubts that a Bud Light Lime bottle played an important role in the creation of Stephen's "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" manuscript.
The Colbert ReportS8 Nas
Nas shares his passion for rapping, thoughts on retirement, and the inspiration behind his 10th album cover.
The Colbert ReportS8 Nevada's "None of the Above" Is Fearsome Foe for GOP
The whole message of Mitt Romney's campaign is "I'm not Barack Obama," while a Nevada foe demonstrates all the conservative credentials Mitt lacks.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - On the Straight & Narrow-Minded
The minds of young people are being poisoned by knowledge, but thankfully Texas is the Large Hadron Collider of denying science.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 7/18/12
There's a new way to connect with the Scriptures, Mitt Romney reaches out to his constituency, and Houston's Mayor Annise Parker joins Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS8 "Struggling" Waiters & Waitresses at Mitt Romney's Fundraiser
For some reason Mitt Romney has gained this reputation as a guy who can't identify with the common man, no matter how hard he fires them.
The Colbert ReportS8 Annise Parker
Mayor Annise Parker highlights Houston's largest industries and talks about being the first openly gay mayor of a major American city.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen Colbert's meTunes - Def Leppard's "Forgeries" of Old Hits
The cheeky British lads who invaded America and changed music forever, Def Leppard, launch a new career as the world's best Def Leppard cover band.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag - Christian Tablet Computer & Rock-Paper-Scissors Robot
Christians get to ignore their families with mindless procrastination, and Japan's mechanical menace always rides shotgun.
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