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A Tip From Stephen Colbert's Gardening Almanac
Season 2 • 06/12/2006
Stephen gives gardening advice to his audience.
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05:25
The Colbert Report
S2
Steve Johnson
Author Steve Johnson talks about how kids today are recreating history in video games instead of stealing their dads' beer.
06/08/2006
01:18
The Colbert Report
S2
Honorary Doctor
Stephen received an honorary doctorate from Knox College after performing a commencement speech there.
06/08/2006
03:48
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S2
The Word - Goooooaaaaaal!
Stephen explains why it would be in America's best interest to ignore the World Cup.
06/08/2006
02:42
The Colbert Report
S2
Good News About Terror
Stephen announces that women over 40 are now more likely to get married than get killed in a terrorist attack.
06/08/2006
02:48
The Colbert Report
S2
On Notice - Mort Zuckerman
Following a poorly researched fax transmission, Stephen Colbert puts U.S. News & World Report editor Mort Zuckerman On Notice.
06/12/2006
00:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 6/12/06
Tonight's episode features images of Tom DeLay, the Tony Awards and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
06/12/2006
03:44
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Tom DeLay's Farewell Address
Rather than take away from his eloquent speech, Stephen gives you Tom DeLay's speech as The Word.
06/12/2006
04:24
The Colbert Report
S2
Tip/Wag - College Students
Stephen tips his hat to and wags his finger at the people, animals and weather patterns involved in current events, from college students to rain.
06/12/2006
00:59
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S2
Tony Awards
The Tony Awards provide an easy way for Stephen to examine the homosexual threat.
06/12/2006
06:11
The Colbert Report
S2
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. supports his article in Rolling Stone Magazine claiming President Bush stole the 2004 presidential election.
06/12/2006
00:10
The Colbert Report
S2
A Tip From Stephen Colbert's Gardening Almanac
Stephen offers a tip from his very own gardening almanac.
06/12/2006
03:48
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Great F***ing Idea
Stephen loves the idea of raising fines for broadcast indecency so much that he wants to be the first one to pay.
06/13/2006
03:10
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen Jr. Update
With video footage provided by the San Francisco Zoo, Stephen watches his young eagle son grow up.
06/13/2006
03:44
The Colbert Report
S2
NSA Wiretapping
Stephen invites anyone to call him for just 50 cents a minute to show they're in good, patriotic company.
06/13/2006
07:14
The Colbert Report
S2
Tim Flannery
Author and climatologist Tim Flannery attempts to convince Stephen that humans are causing a global climate change.
06/13/2006
01:03
The Colbert Report
S2
Feline Bravery
Stephen salutes a New Jersey tabby cat that chased a bear up a tree.
06/13/2006
00:36
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 6/13/06
Tonight, Stephen reports on the FCC crackdown and interviews climatologist Tim Flannery.
06/13/2006
06:33
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - Georgia's 8th - Lynn Westmoreland
Representative Westmoreland wants the Ten Commandments displayed in the houses of Congress; Stephen wants Representative Westmoreland to name them.
06/14/2006
02:46
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - License Renewal
The President and his war cabinet are getting down to the tough business of planning the war they started four years ago, and Stephen's removing his tie in a show of support.
06/14/2006
00:09
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Disappearing Act
Stephen's due on "Late Show with David Letterman" any second, and has to get there in a snap.
06/14/2006
00:35
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 6/14/06
Congress shoots first and asks questions four years later, Stephen puts Georgia's 8th on the Big Board, and David Sirota explains how corporations own the government.
06/14/2006
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