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Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby

Season 3 • 03/29/2007

How on earth did a dog know to jump on its owner's chest?

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Intro - 3/28/07
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Stephen proves that evolution does not exist, says which countries are threatening America, and interviews author Jabari Asim.
03/28/2007
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Dancing With the Stars
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Stephen knows who's behind supermodel Paulina Porizkova getting voted off "Dancing With the Stars."
03/28/2007
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The Axis of Evil of the Week
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Italy exchanged five Taliban members for an Italian journalist, bestowing upon themselves the honor of being the third member of the Axis of Evil for the week.
03/28/2007
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Equal Rights
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Feminists can burn their bras, but they won't get the one Stephen's wearing.
03/29/2007
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The Word - Lemon-Raid
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We're not going to lose the Iraq war because for all we know, we may have already won.
03/29/2007
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Clive James
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Clive James, author of "Cultural Amnesia," asks Stephen if he has to put some thought into appearing so thoughtless.
03/29/2007
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Nightgown Novel Model
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If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
03/29/2007
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Sign Off - It's Been Real
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Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
03/29/2007
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Strolling in Baghdad
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John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
03/29/2007
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Intro - 3/29/07
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Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
03/29/2007
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Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby
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This week's Alpha Dog is an actual dog, who saved his owner's life by doing the Heimlich.
03/29/2007
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Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies
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Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
04/09/2007
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Formula 401K
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Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
04/09/2007
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Ethnic Slurs
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We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
04/09/2007
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Colin Beavan
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As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
04/09/2007
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Katrina vanden Heuvel
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The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
04/09/2007
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End of Lent
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Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
04/09/2007
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Intro - 4/9/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
04/09/2007
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The Apology
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Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
04/10/2007
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Stiff Upper Lip
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You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
04/10/2007
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Jeannette Walls
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Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
04/10/2007
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