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The Colbert Report
Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby
Season 3 • 03/29/2007
How on earth did a dog know to jump on its owner's chest?
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00:33
Intro - 3/28/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen proves that evolution does not exist, says which countries are threatening America, and interviews author Jabari Asim.
03/28/2007
01:37
Dancing With the Stars
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen knows who's behind supermodel Paulina Porizkova getting voted off "Dancing With the Stars."
03/28/2007
04:47
The Axis of Evil of the Week
The Colbert Report
S3
Italy exchanged five Taliban members for an Italian journalist, bestowing upon themselves the honor of being the third member of the Axis of Evil for the week.
03/28/2007
02:14
Equal Rights
The Colbert Report
S3
Feminists can burn their bras, but they won't get the one Stephen's wearing.
03/29/2007
03:23
The Word - Lemon-Raid
The Colbert Report
S3
We're not going to lose the Iraq war because for all we know, we may have already won.
03/29/2007
05:22
Clive James
The Colbert Report
S3
Clive James, author of "Cultural Amnesia," asks Stephen if he has to put some thought into appearing so thoughtless.
03/29/2007
04:03
Nightgown Novel Model
The Colbert Report
S3
If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
03/29/2007
00:21
Sign Off - It's Been Real
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
03/29/2007
03:16
Strolling in Baghdad
The Colbert Report
S3
John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
03/29/2007
00:30
Intro - 3/29/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
03/29/2007
01:15
Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby
The Colbert Report
S3
This week's Alpha Dog is an actual dog, who saved his owner's life by doing the Heimlich.
03/29/2007
00:11
Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
04/09/2007
00:56
Formula 401K
The Colbert Report
S3
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
04/09/2007
02:04
Ethnic Slurs
The Colbert Report
S3
We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
04/09/2007
05:08
Colin Beavan
The Colbert Report
S3
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
04/09/2007
06:09
Katrina vanden Heuvel
The Colbert Report
S3
The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
04/09/2007
05:17
End of Lent
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
04/09/2007
00:32
Intro - 4/9/07
The Colbert Report
S3
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
04/09/2007
02:18
The Apology
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
04/10/2007
02:42
Stiff Upper Lip
The Colbert Report
S3
You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
04/10/2007
06:18
Jeannette Walls
The Colbert Report
S3
Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
04/10/2007
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