The Colbert Report

Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby

Season 3 • 03/29/2007

How on earth did a dog know to jump on its owner's chest?

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Intro - 3/28/07

Stephen proves that evolution does not exist, says which countries are threatening America, and interviews author Jabari Asim.
03/28/2007
01:37

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Dancing With the Stars

Stephen knows who's behind supermodel Paulina Porizkova getting voted off "Dancing With the Stars."
03/28/2007
04:47

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The Axis of Evil of the Week

Italy exchanged five Taliban members for an Italian journalist, bestowing upon themselves the honor of being the third member of the Axis of Evil for the week.
03/28/2007
02:14

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Equal Rights

Feminists can burn their bras, but they won't get the one Stephen's wearing.
03/29/2007
03:23

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The Word - Lemon-Raid

We're not going to lose the Iraq war because for all we know, we may have already won.
03/29/2007
05:22

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Clive James

Clive James, author of "Cultural Amnesia," asks Stephen if he has to put some thought into appearing so thoughtless.
03/29/2007
04:03

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Nightgown Novel Model

If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
03/29/2007
00:21

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Sign Off - It's Been Real

Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
03/29/2007
03:16

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Strolling in Baghdad

John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
03/29/2007
00:30

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Intro - 3/29/07

Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
03/29/2007
01:15

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby

This week's Alpha Dog is an actual dog, who saved his owner's life by doing the Heimlich.
03/29/2007
00:11

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Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies

Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
04/09/2007
00:56

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Formula 401K

Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
04/09/2007
02:04

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Ethnic Slurs

We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
04/09/2007
05:08

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Colin Beavan

As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
04/09/2007
06:09

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Katrina vanden Heuvel

The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
04/09/2007
05:17

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End of Lent

Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
04/09/2007
00:32

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Intro - 4/9/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
04/09/2007
02:18

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The Apology

Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
04/10/2007
02:42

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Stiff Upper Lip

You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
04/10/2007
06:18

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Jeannette Walls

Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
04/10/2007
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