The Colbert Report
Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby
Season 3 • 03/29/2007
How on earth did a dog know to jump on its owner's chest?
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/28/07
Stephen proves that evolution does not exist, says which countries are threatening America, and interviews author Jabari Asim.
The Colbert ReportS3 Dancing With the Stars
Stephen knows who's behind supermodel Paulina Porizkova getting voted off "Dancing With the Stars."
The Colbert ReportS3 The Axis of Evil of the Week
Italy exchanged five Taliban members for an Italian journalist, bestowing upon themselves the honor of being the third member of the Axis of Evil for the week.
The Colbert ReportS3 Equal Rights
Feminists can burn their bras, but they won't get the one Stephen's wearing.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Lemon-Raid
We're not going to lose the Iraq war because for all we know, we may have already won.
The Colbert ReportS3 Clive James
Clive James, author of "Cultural Amnesia," asks Stephen if he has to put some thought into appearing so thoughtless.
The Colbert ReportS3 Nightgown Novel Model
If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - It's Been Real
Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
The Colbert ReportS3 Strolling in Baghdad
John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/29/07
Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby
This week's Alpha Dog is an actual dog, who saved his owner's life by doing the Heimlich.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies
Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
The Colbert ReportS3 Formula 401K
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ethnic Slurs
We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
The Colbert ReportS3 Colin Beavan
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
The Colbert ReportS3 Katrina vanden Heuvel
The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
The Colbert ReportS3 End of Lent
Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 4/9/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Apology
Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stiff Upper Lip
You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
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