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Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby
Season 3 • 03/29/2007
How on earth did a dog know to jump on its owner's chest?
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The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/28/07
Stephen proves that evolution does not exist, says which countries are threatening America, and interviews author Jabari Asim.
03/28/2007
01:37
The Colbert Report
S3
Dancing With the Stars
Stephen knows who's behind supermodel Paulina Porizkova getting voted off "Dancing With the Stars."
03/28/2007
04:47
The Colbert Report
S3
The Axis of Evil of the Week
Italy exchanged five Taliban members for an Italian journalist, bestowing upon themselves the honor of being the third member of the Axis of Evil for the week.
03/28/2007
02:14
The Colbert Report
S3
Equal Rights
Feminists can burn their bras, but they won't get the one Stephen's wearing.
03/29/2007
03:23
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Lemon-Raid
We're not going to lose the Iraq war because for all we know, we may have already won.
03/29/2007
05:22
The Colbert Report
S3
Clive James
Clive James, author of "Cultural Amnesia," asks Stephen if he has to put some thought into appearing so thoughtless.
03/29/2007
04:03
The Colbert Report
S3
Nightgown Novel Model
If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
03/29/2007
00:21
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - It's Been Real
Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
03/29/2007
03:16
The Colbert Report
S3
Strolling in Baghdad
John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
03/29/2007
00:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/29/07
Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
03/29/2007
01:15
The Colbert Report
S3
Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby
This week's Alpha Dog is an actual dog, who saved his owner's life by doing the Heimlich.
03/29/2007
00:11
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies
Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
04/09/2007
00:56
The Colbert Report
S3
Formula 401K
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
04/09/2007
02:04
The Colbert Report
S3
Ethnic Slurs
We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
04/09/2007
05:08
The Colbert Report
S3
Colin Beavan
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
04/09/2007
06:09
The Colbert Report
S3
Katrina vanden Heuvel
The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
04/09/2007
05:17
The Colbert Report
S3
End of Lent
Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
04/09/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/9/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
04/09/2007
02:18
The Colbert Report
S3
The Apology
Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
04/10/2007
02:42
The Colbert Report
S3
Stiff Upper Lip
You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
04/10/2007
06:18
The Colbert Report
S3
Jeannette Walls
Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
04/10/2007
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