The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 09/26/2007
Tony Bennett won Stephen's Emmy, but Stephen has forgiven him.
The Colbert ReportS3 No Nuclear Iran
The New York Times issues a mea culpa for giving MoveOn.org the "blame America" discount.
The Colbert ReportS3 K. David Harrison
Stephen asks K. David Harrison, author of "When Languages Die," if he's translating his book into any dying languages.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters
Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier.
The Colbert ReportS3 John Grisham
John Grisham is taking a break from writing about lawyers. Now he's writing about pizzas.
The Colbert ReportS3 Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Giuliani
Dustin Hoffman and Rudy Giuliani have been at each other ever since Hoffman beat out the former mayor for the lead in "Tootsie."
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/26/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on NBC and iTunes, questions the validity of a third political party, and interviews Tony Bennett.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - A Word From Our Sponsors
With the new NBC Direct, you can't fast forward through the commercials -- you're that in control.
The Colbert ReportS3 Canadian Dollar
Economists are saying that our first president, George Washington, is no better than Canada's first president, a duck.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tony Bennett
Tony Bennett feels that celebrities have an obligation to speak up against injustice.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sam Waterston
Sam Waterston invites viewers to go to Unity08.com to choose Stephen's presidential running mate.
The Colbert ReportS3 Forgiving Bennett
Stephen couldn't stay mad at Tony Bennett after listening to his Emmy acceptance speech.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Early Immunization
If we offer our children things like healthcare now, who knows what other unrealistic things they'll expect?
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Bear in the Woods
Isn't it smart to be as strong as a bear -- if there is a bear?
The Colbert ReportS3 King Tut
Stephen dreams of a world where we don't see people as black or white, but as gold or not gold.
The Colbert ReportS3 Democratic Presidential Debate - The Clintons
When the Clintons talk about terrorism, is it foreplay or pillow talk?
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/27/07
Democrats face off at Dartmouth, Congress gives poor kids health care and Stephen interviews film historian David Schwartz.
The Colbert ReportS3 David Schwartz
David Schwartz shows Stephen historic political ads that influenced election results and serve as inspiration for current political ads.
The Colbert ReportS3 On Notice - Dennis Kucinich
Until Dennis Kucinich comes on the show, Stephen puts him on the pocket-size On Notice board.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - All Night Date
Instead of saying goodnight, Stephen wants to have a deep talk at the diner.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Evitable
When it comes to Iran, the president will do the one thing that is inevitable: whatever he wants.
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