The Colbert Report
The Great Turtle Race
Season 3 • 04/11/2007
Stephen is now the proud papa of an endangered turtle: Stephanie Colbertle the Turtle.
Bears & Balls - HomeThe Colbert ReportS3
If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
Intro - 4/10/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
Stephen's Racial SlursThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
The Word - Hip ReplacementThe Colbert ReportS3
When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
Anna Nicole's Baby DaddyThe Colbert ReportS3
If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
Sport Report - Spirit LosesThe Colbert ReportS3
The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
Sign Off - Not LiterallyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.
The Word - Season PassThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen doesn't like reality TV -- anything that makes stars of ordinary people takes money out of the pockets of extraordinary people like him.
Intro - 4/11/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses Islam with author Vali Nasr and breaks the big news from the annual leatherback turtle migration.
Vali NasrThe Colbert ReportS3
Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
The Great Turtle RaceThe Colbert ReportS3
Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
Sign Off - French Canadian ViewersThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen says goodnight to his French Canadian viewers.
Intro - 4/12/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses the role of religion in public life with Dr. Richard Land and building manager Tad goes to an eagle festival.
Dr. Richard LandThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
A Girl for Stephen Jr.The Colbert ReportS3
Tad the Building Manager goes to the Eagle Festival in search of a girlfriend for Stephen Jr.
The Word - Body ArmorThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen isn't saying we don't face challenges in Iraq -- they still don't get his show in the Sunni triangle.
The Pope and IraqThe Colbert ReportS3
If the Pope wants a project, Stephen could help him get his own ice cream.
Sign Off - Fondest MemoriesThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen details where in your brain you can find tonight's episode.
Paulina Likes StephenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen isn't surprised that Paulina Porizkova thinks he's hot, since looking at Ric Ocasek is like looking in a mirror.
Mope RetractionThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen misidentifies the Mormon pope, but calls on the Mormon church to correct the mistake.
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