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The Great Turtle Race
Season 3 • 04/11/2007
Stephen is now the proud papa of an endangered turtle: Stephanie Colbertle the Turtle.
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02:22
The Colbert Report
S3
Bears & Balls - Home
If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
04/10/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/10/07
Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
04/10/2007
02:47
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen's Racial Slurs
Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
04/10/2007
03:20
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Hip Replacement
When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
04/10/2007
00:52
The Colbert Report
S3
Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy
If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
04/11/2007
03:54
The Colbert Report
S3
Sport Report - Spirit Loses
The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
04/11/2007
00:11
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Not Literally
Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.
04/11/2007
03:39
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Season Pass
Stephen doesn't like reality TV -- anything that makes stars of ordinary people takes money out of the pockets of extraordinary people like him.
04/11/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/11/07
Stephen discusses Islam with author Vali Nasr and breaks the big news from the annual leatherback turtle migration.
04/11/2007
07:06
The Colbert Report
S3
Vali Nasr
Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
04/11/2007
03:48
The Colbert Report
S3
The Great Turtle Race
Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
04/11/2007
00:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - French Canadian Viewers
Stephen says goodnight to his French Canadian viewers.
04/12/2007
00:27
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/12/07
Stephen discusses the role of religion in public life with Dr. Richard Land and building manager Tad goes to an eagle festival.
04/12/2007
06:07
The Colbert Report
S3
Dr. Richard Land
Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
04/12/2007
06:40
The Colbert Report
S3
A Girl for Stephen Jr.
Tad the Building Manager goes to the Eagle Festival in search of a girlfriend for Stephen Jr.
04/12/2007
03:19
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Body Armor
Stephen isn't saying we don't face challenges in Iraq -- they still don't get his show in the Sunni triangle.
04/12/2007
03:00
The Colbert Report
S3
The Pope and Iraq
If the Pope wants a project, Stephen could help him get his own ice cream.
04/12/2007
00:11
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Fondest Memories
Stephen details where in your brain you can find tonight's episode.
04/16/2007
03:20
The Colbert Report
S3
Paulina Likes Stephen
Stephen isn't surprised that Paulina Porizkova thinks he's hot, since looking at Ric Ocasek is like looking in a mirror.
04/16/2007
01:28
The Colbert Report
S3
Mope Retraction
Stephen misidentifies the Mormon pope, but calls on the Mormon church to correct the mistake.
04/16/2007
00:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/16/07
Alberto Gonzales prepares to testify before Congress, Paul Wolfowitz gets his girlfriend a high-paying job, and Senator John Kerry talks to Stephen about the environment.
04/16/2007
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