The Colbert Report
The Great Turtle Race
Season 3 • 04/11/2007
Stephen is now the proud papa of an endangered turtle: Stephanie Colbertle the Turtle.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bears & Balls - Home
If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 4/10/07
Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen's Racial Slurs
Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Hip Replacement
When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
The Colbert ReportS3 Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy
If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - Spirit Loses
The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Not Literally
Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Season Pass
Stephen doesn't like reality TV -- anything that makes stars of ordinary people takes money out of the pockets of extraordinary people like him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 4/11/07
Stephen discusses Islam with author Vali Nasr and breaks the big news from the annual leatherback turtle migration.
The Colbert ReportS3 Vali Nasr
Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Great Turtle Race
Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - French Canadian Viewers
Stephen says goodnight to his French Canadian viewers.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 4/12/07
Stephen discusses the role of religion in public life with Dr. Richard Land and building manager Tad goes to an eagle festival.
The Colbert ReportS3 Dr. Richard Land
Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
The Colbert ReportS3 A Girl for Stephen Jr.
Tad the Building Manager goes to the Eagle Festival in search of a girlfriend for Stephen Jr.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Body Armor
Stephen isn't saying we don't face challenges in Iraq -- they still don't get his show in the Sunni triangle.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Pope and Iraq
If the Pope wants a project, Stephen could help him get his own ice cream.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Fondest Memories
Stephen details where in your brain you can find tonight's episode.
The Colbert ReportS3 Paulina Likes Stephen
Stephen isn't surprised that Paulina Porizkova thinks he's hot, since looking at Ric Ocasek is like looking in a mirror.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mope Retraction
Stephen misidentifies the Mormon pope, but calls on the Mormon church to correct the mistake.
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