The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/23/06

Season 2 • 01/23/2006

Stephen has good news for NASCAR fans.

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07:11

Better Know a District - New York's 17th - Eliot Engel
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Stephen isn't allowed to stroke Eliot Engel's moustache, but he can comb it.
01/19/2006
02:57

Who's Attacking Me Now? - Humane Society
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Stephen is being attacked for educating children about the need for bear hunts.
01/19/2006
00:13

Sign Off - Drink On
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Stephen chugs a beer because it's Friday.
01/19/2006
00:30

Intro - 1/19/06
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The government has been monitoring your calls, and they agree that your boyfriend is a tool.
01/19/2006
05:27

Nina Totenberg
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If you pledge $1,000 to The Colbert Report, Nina Totenberg will come to your shower in a plush terry cloth robe.
01/19/2006
03:49

The Word - Charlie Daniels
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Osama bin Laden's most recent tape has Star Jones promoting a deal with the devil.
01/23/2006
05:54

David Gregory
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Stephen hits a nerve by comparing David Gregory to Major Garrett.
01/23/2006
02:38

Oprah's Book Club
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A new translation of Elie Wiesel's "Night" has Stephen wondering if it should be categorized as a memoir or a novel.
01/23/2006
01:58

Dr. Love
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Stephen feels responsible for the fact that couples with televisions in their bedrooms have less sex, so he tries to help out.
01/23/2006
05:19

ThreatDown - Hamas
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Stephen puts Hamas on notice for being in league with America's real #1 threat.
01/23/2006
00:35

Intro - 1/23/06
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NASCAR fans will be glad to hear that unleaded gasoline is extremely flammable.
01/23/2006
02:55

The Word - Chernobyl
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Stephen takes a look at the bright side of Chernobyl and Hurricane Katrina.
01/24/2006
02:12

The In-Box - DVDs
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Stephen uses his own in-box to remind himself to return some DVDs.
01/24/2006
04:02

Formidable Opponent - Superpowers
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Stephen Colbert takes on himself in a battle of privacy vs. wiretapping, complete with heat vision and force fields.
01/24/2006
03:16

Most Depressing Day of the Year
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Not even kittens, monster trucks and Juan Gabriel can cheer up Stephen on the most depressing day of the year.
01/24/2006
00:32

Intro - 1/24/06
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Stephen whispers information about wiretapping, explains your longing for cheesecake and gives America a big kiss.
01/24/2006
06:30

Robin Givhan
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Stephen Colbert struts his stuff before Washington Post fashion columnist Robin Givhan.
01/24/2006
01:43

Bill O'Reilly: Fan of the Show
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A New York Post story reports that Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly is a fan of The Colbert Report.
01/25/2006
00:31

Intro - 1/25/06
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On the agenda: Canada borrows conservative American politics, New Jersey's fightin' 8th and how Norah Vincent passed as a man to write a book.
01/25/2006
06:28

Norah Vincent
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Author Norah Vincent bulked up in order to pass as a man for her book, "Self-Made Man," but she didn't go on the juice.
01/25/2006
04:27

The Word - Remote Control
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After only three months being broadcast in Canada, The Colbert Report got a conservative Prime Minister elected. Next stop: Iran.
01/25/2006
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