The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Colbert Report
Season 9 E 22 • 08/19/2004

On the Colbert Report, top leaders check in, but they don't check out.

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01:16

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E21
Intro - Muqtada al-Sadr

Muqtada al-Sadr decides to throw away the militia and join the political process.
08/18/2004
05:07

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E21
Burt Reynolds

Burt Reynolds tells Jon how they cast the stuttering rapist in "Deliverance."
08/18/2004
02:25

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E21
To the Bapt Cave!

Archaeologists excavate a cave that may be the site of many of the baptisms performed by John the Baptist -- or as he was known to his friends -- Johnny Wet Fingers.
08/18/2004
05:11

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E22
Seth Green

Seth Green and Jon talk about blinged-out bears and your civic duty.
08/19/2004
03:18

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E22
Indecision 2004 Peaceful Protest Discount

Mayor Bloomberg embarks on an ambitious program to reward peaceful protestors with cheaper fast food.
08/19/2004
01:51

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E22
Swift Boat Veterans for Revenge

John Kerry and everyone else on the swift boats, save Larry Thurlow, were pussies.
08/19/2004
03:21

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E22
Back in Black Olympic Fever

Bush uses the Olympics to remind us that democracy will triumph over terror.
08/19/2004
03:21

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E22
Indecision 2004 Crowd Control

Both John Kerry and George W. Bush take advantage of biased and pre-organized crowds to deflect them from actually having to answer questions.
08/19/2004
00:12

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E22
Moment of Zen -Too Good To Be True

George W. Bush gets lauded by a handpicked and prescreened health savings account investor.
08/19/2004
00:34

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E22
Next Week 8/23/04

Stephen Colbert dons a Viking helmet and sings in a girlish squeal to a stranger in a parking lot.
08/19/2004
01:23

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E22
The Colbert Report

On the Colbert Report, top leaders check in, but they don't check out.
08/19/2004
03:16

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E23
Kerry Controversy

In the midst of a sex tour of Southeast Asia, Rob Corddry takes time to not share his opinion on John Kerry's war record.
08/23/2004
01:01

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E23
John Kerry And A Free Bike

Audience disbelief not withstanding, John Kerry will be on the show tomorrow night.
08/23/2004
06:57

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E23
Robert Smith

Robert Smith speaks with Jon about a society that knocks people off the fake pedestals we set them on in the first place.
08/23/2004
02:28

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E23
Felonious Munch

Onc of the world's most famous paintings to ever hang above the couch in your dorm was stolen.
08/23/2004
00:10

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E23
Moment of Zen - The Swift Boat Scream

When the chips were down you could not count on John Kerry
08/23/2004
05:06

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E23
Sixties Flashback Edition

The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth go after Senator John Kerry's war record and credibility.
08/23/2004
04:44

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E24
Tanks A Lot

Though oil prices have reached record highs, one unscrupulous gas station owner is lowering his prices.
08/24/2004
03:05

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E24
John Kerry - Part 2

John Kerry is amazed by the amount of introductions he receives in the men's room.
08/24/2004
08:24

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E24
John Kerry - Part 1

Under Bush, America lost jobs and healthcare, and has gone backwards on the environment, but can John Kerry prove he was in Cambodia on Christmas Eve??
08/24/2004
01:56

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E24
National Intelligence Director

No turfs, agencies or boxes were taken into account when creating the position of National Intelligence Director.
08/24/2004
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