The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 08/19/2004
Stephen tears the news a new one.
Intro - Muqtada al-SadrThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Muqtada al-Sadr decides to throw away the militia and join the political process.
Burt ReynoldsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Burt Reynolds tells Jon how they cast the stuttering rapist in "Deliverance."
To the Bapt Cave!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Archaeologists excavate a cave that may be the site of many of the baptisms performed by John the Baptist -- or as he was known to his friends -- Johnny Wet Fingers.
Seth GreenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Seth Green and Jon talk about blinged-out bears and your civic duty.
Indecision 2004 Peaceful Protest DiscountThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Mayor Bloomberg embarks on an ambitious program to reward peaceful protestors with cheaper fast food.
Swift Boat Veterans for RevengeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
John Kerry and everyone else on the swift boats, save Larry Thurlow, were pussies.
Back in Black Olympic FeverThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Bush uses the Olympics to remind us that democracy will triumph over terror.
Indecision 2004 Crowd ControlThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Both John Kerry and George W. Bush take advantage of biased and pre-organized crowds to deflect them from actually having to answer questions.
Moment of Zen -Too Good To Be TrueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
George W. Bush gets lauded by a handpicked and prescreened health savings account investor.
Next Week 8/23/04The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Stephen Colbert dons a Viking helmet and sings in a girlish squeal to a stranger in a parking lot.
The Colbert ReportThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
On the Colbert Report, top leaders check in, but they don't check out.
Kerry ControversyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
In the midst of a sex tour of Southeast Asia, Rob Corddry takes time to not share his opinion on John Kerry's war record.
John Kerry And A Free BikeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Audience disbelief not withstanding, John Kerry will be on the show tomorrow night.
Robert SmithThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Robert Smith speaks with Jon about a society that knocks people off the fake pedestals we set them on in the first place.
Felonious MunchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Onc of the world's most famous paintings to ever hang above the couch in your dorm was stolen.
Moment of Zen - The Swift Boat ScreamThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
When the chips were down you could not count on John Kerry
Sixties Flashback EditionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth go after Senator John Kerry's war record and credibility.
Tanks A LotThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Though oil prices have reached record highs, one unscrupulous gas station owner is lowering his prices.
John Kerry - Part 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
John Kerry is amazed by the amount of introductions he receives in the men's room.
John Kerry - Part 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Under Bush, America lost jobs and healthcare, and has gone backwards on the environment, but can John Kerry prove he was in Cambodia on Christmas Eve??
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