The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 9 • 08/19/2004

Stephen tears the news a new one.

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Intro - Muqtada al-Sadr

Muqtada al-Sadr decides to throw away the militia and join the political process.
08/18/2004
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Burt Reynolds

Burt Reynolds tells Jon how they cast the stuttering rapist in "Deliverance."
08/18/2004
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To the Bapt Cave!

Archaeologists excavate a cave that may be the site of many of the baptisms performed by John the Baptist -- or as he was known to his friends -- Johnny Wet Fingers.
08/18/2004
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Seth Green

Seth Green and Jon talk about blinged-out bears and your civic duty.
08/19/2004
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Indecision 2004 Peaceful Protest Discount

Mayor Bloomberg embarks on an ambitious program to reward peaceful protestors with cheaper fast food.
08/19/2004
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Swift Boat Veterans for Revenge

John Kerry and everyone else on the swift boats, save Larry Thurlow, were pussies.
08/19/2004
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Back in Black Olympic Fever

Bush uses the Olympics to remind us that democracy will triumph over terror.
08/19/2004
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Indecision 2004 Crowd Control

Both John Kerry and George W. Bush take advantage of biased and pre-organized crowds to deflect them from actually having to answer questions.
08/19/2004
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Moment of Zen -Too Good To Be True

George W. Bush gets lauded by a handpicked and prescreened health savings account investor.
08/19/2004
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Next Week 8/23/04

Stephen Colbert dons a Viking helmet and sings in a girlish squeal to a stranger in a parking lot.
08/19/2004
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The Colbert Report

On the Colbert Report, top leaders check in, but they don't check out.
08/19/2004
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Kerry Controversy

In the midst of a sex tour of Southeast Asia, Rob Corddry takes time to not share his opinion on John Kerry's war record.
08/23/2004
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John Kerry And A Free Bike

Audience disbelief not withstanding, John Kerry will be on the show tomorrow night.
08/23/2004
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Robert Smith

Robert Smith speaks with Jon about a society that knocks people off the fake pedestals we set them on in the first place.
08/23/2004
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Felonious Munch

Onc of the world's most famous paintings to ever hang above the couch in your dorm was stolen.
08/23/2004
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Moment of Zen - The Swift Boat Scream

When the chips were down you could not count on John Kerry
08/23/2004
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Sixties Flashback Edition

The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth go after Senator John Kerry's war record and credibility.
08/23/2004
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Tanks A Lot

Though oil prices have reached record highs, one unscrupulous gas station owner is lowering his prices.
08/24/2004
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John Kerry - Part 2

John Kerry is amazed by the amount of introductions he receives in the men's room.
08/24/2004
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John Kerry - Part 1

Under Bush, America lost jobs and healthcare, and has gone backwards on the environment, but can John Kerry prove he was in Cambodia on Christmas Eve??
08/24/2004
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National Intelligence Director

No turfs, agencies or boxes were taken into account when creating the position of National Intelligence Director.
08/24/2004
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