The Colbert Report
Australian Sperm Shortage
Season 6 • 05/11/2010
Stephen offers a solution to Australia's sperm shortage with Formula 401: G'Day Egg!
The Colbert ReportS6 Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade Rehman
Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
The Colbert ReportS6 Oil Containment Solution Randomizer
Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 5/10/10
Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
The Colbert ReportS6 Gary Johnson
Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
The Colbert ReportS6 House Returns the Favor
Dr. House's photo sits proudly on Stephen's shelf in a place of honor, next to his coin purse made from a bull's scrotum.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - WristStrong Arm
Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
The Colbert ReportS6 Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm Bracelets
Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 5/11/10
Conservatives try to derail Elena Kagan's nomination, Australia gets a new import, and Hampton Sides knows a lot about Dr. King's death.
The Colbert ReportS6 Hampton Sides
Hampton Sides talks about what motivated James Earl Ray to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.
The Colbert ReportS6 Kagan Worship - Dahlia Lithwick
Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
The Colbert ReportS6 Australian Sperm Shortage
Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse.
The Colbert ReportS6 ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty Girls
Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
The Colbert ReportS6 Controlled Burn of a Natural Gas
Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 5/12/10
The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
The Colbert ReportS6 Deepak Chopra
According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Fire Extinguisher Shooting
Stephen and pretty girl Jade play target practice with a fire extinguisher.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATs
An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 5/13/10
Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy Thief
The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Hold Steady
Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
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