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Australian Sperm Shortage
Season 6 • 05/11/2010
Stephen offers a solution to Australia's sperm shortage with Formula 401: G'Day Egg!
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07:07
The Colbert Report
S6
Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade Rehman
Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
05/10/2010
04:47
The Colbert Report
S6
Oil Containment Solution Randomizer
Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
05/10/2010
00:35
The Colbert Report
S6
Intro - 5/10/10
Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
05/10/2010
05:01
The Colbert Report
S6
Gary Johnson
Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
05/10/2010
02:27
The Colbert Report
S6
House Returns the Favor
Dr. House's photo sits proudly on Stephen's shelf in a place of honor, next to his coin purse made from a bull's scrotum.
05/10/2010
00:04
The Colbert Report
S6
Sign Off - WristStrong Arm
Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
05/11/2010
02:49
The Colbert Report
S6
Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm Bracelets
Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
05/11/2010
00:35
The Colbert Report
S6
Intro - 5/11/10
Conservatives try to derail Elena Kagan's nomination, Australia gets a new import, and Hampton Sides knows a lot about Dr. King's death.
05/11/2010
05:14
The Colbert Report
S6
Hampton Sides
Hampton Sides talks about what motivated James Earl Ray to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.
05/11/2010
08:32
The Colbert Report
S6
Kagan Worship - Dahlia Lithwick
Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
05/11/2010
02:59
The Colbert Report
S6
Australian Sperm Shortage
Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse.
05/11/2010
05:16
The Colbert Report
S6
ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty Girls
Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
05/12/2010
01:54
The Colbert Report
S6
Controlled Burn of a Natural Gas
Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
05/12/2010
00:39
The Colbert Report
S6
Intro - 5/12/10
The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
05/12/2010
06:52
The Colbert Report
S6
Deepak Chopra
According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
05/12/2010
00:04
The Colbert Report
S6
Sign Off - Fire Extinguisher Shooting
Stephen and pretty girl Jade play target practice with a fire extinguisher.
05/12/2010
05:07
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATs
An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
05/12/2010
00:36
The Colbert Report
S6
Intro - 5/13/10
Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
05/13/2010
00:12
The Colbert Report
S6
Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy Thief
The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
05/13/2010
03:33
The Colbert Report
S6
The Hold Steady
Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
05/13/2010
04:22
The Colbert Report
S6
Confirming Elena
The New York Post isn't saying Elena Kagan is a lesbian, it's just asking the question next to a photo of her playing softball.
05/13/2010
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