The Colbert Report
Australian Sperm Shortage
Season 6 • 05/11/2010
Stephen offers a solution to Australia's sperm shortage with Formula 401: G'Day Egg!
Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade RehmanThe Colbert ReportS6
Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
Oil Containment Solution RandomizerThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
Intro - 5/10/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
Gary JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
House Returns the FavorThe Colbert ReportS6
Dr. House's photo sits proudly on Stephen's shelf in a place of honor, next to his coin purse made from a bull's scrotum.
Sign Off - WristStrong ArmThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm BraceletsThe Colbert ReportS6
Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
Intro - 5/11/10The Colbert ReportS6
Conservatives try to derail Elena Kagan's nomination, Australia gets a new import, and Hampton Sides knows a lot about Dr. King's death.
Hampton SidesThe Colbert ReportS6
Hampton Sides talks about what motivated James Earl Ray to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.
Kagan Worship - Dahlia LithwickThe Colbert ReportS6
Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
Australian Sperm ShortageThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse.
ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty GirlsThe Colbert ReportS6
Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
Controlled Burn of a Natural GasThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
Intro - 5/12/10The Colbert ReportS6
The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
Deepak ChopraThe Colbert ReportS6
According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
Sign Off - Fire Extinguisher ShootingThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen and pretty girl Jade play target practice with a fire extinguisher.
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATsThe Colbert ReportS6
An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
Intro - 5/13/10The Colbert ReportS6
Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy ThiefThe Colbert ReportS6
The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
The Hold SteadyThe Colbert ReportS6
Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
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