The Colbert Report
Award to the Wise
Season 7 • 05/11/2011
Not winning the Daytime Emmy will trigger Stephen's multiple personalities.
Sign Off - A Rare CorrectionThe Colbert ReportS7
Geoffrey Rush has only won one Academy Award, so he's not that good of an actor.
Yahweh or No Way - Thor & Apocalypse BillboardThe Colbert ReportS7
"Thor" earns $66 million in its opening weekend, and a Family Radio billboard predicts the end of the world.
Newt Gingrich & Donald Trump Announce Future AnnouncementsThe Colbert ReportS7
Newt Gingrich finally announces that he will be making an announcement, and Donald Trump decides to run in his mind.
Geoffrey RushThe Colbert ReportS7
Geoffrey Rush talks about method acting, mentoring Ryan Reynolds but playing a feral eight-year-old.
Herman Cain Claims the Colbert BumpThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen mentioned Herman Cain, but he also talked about Hitler, Lindsay Lohan and Chlamydia.
Eric GreitensThe Colbert ReportS7
Eric Greitens recalls his difficult Navy SEAL training and refuses to trash-talk the other services.
Sign Off - Press HatThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen reports with his press hat and camera.
Corp Constituency - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS7
Trevor Potter drafts a letter for a media exemption so Stephen can talk about his super PAC.
Intro - 5/11/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen reports on political contributions from the Old Spice Campaign Integrity Zone, and Eric Greitens talks about being a Navy SEAL.
Corp ConstituencyThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen wants to know why Viacom won't let him talk about his Super PAC when Karl Rove and Dick Morris can do it on Fox News.
Award to the WiseThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen competes with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and 'Equitrekking' for a Daytime Emmy.
Obama's Latino PanderfestThe Colbert ReportS7
President Obama's idea to secure the border with an alligator-filled moat sounds familiar and brilliant to Stephen.
John BradshawThe Colbert ReportS7
John Bradshaw discusses the new science of understanding that dogs really want to be with people.
Terror, a New OneThe Colbert ReportS7
Al Qaeda should replace Osama bin Laden with hot new Internet sensation, Anwar al-Awlaki.
Sign Off - Stephen's Super PAC Needs SupportThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen will be at the Federal Election Commission offices filing for an advisory opinion on his super PAC.
Intro - 5/12/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen looks at what's next for Al Qaeda, warns of a new government intrusion and talks to John Bradshaw about dog behavior.
If at First You Don't SecedeThe Colbert ReportS7
Should any incandescent bulbs escape South Carolina into neighboring states, they must be returned immediately, as specified in the Fugitive Bulb Act.
Terror, a New One - Lawrence WrightThe Colbert ReportS7
Lawrence Wright explains what it takes to be the leader of Al Qaeda and thinks there's no benefit to showing the Bin Laden photos.
Alison KlaymanThe Colbert ReportS7
Alison Klayman explains the Chinese government's possible reasons for beating and imprisoning artist Ai Weiwei.
Stephen Files Super PAC RequestThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen addresses 500 white people on the steps of the FEC after dropping off his legal request to form a super PAC.
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