First One to Have Platinum Album Wins
E 9 • 10/29/2003
The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.
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Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
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Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
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While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
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When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
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Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
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Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
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The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
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An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
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Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
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At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
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At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
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Cartman enlists Butters and Tolkien as the rhythm section for his new band.
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When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
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Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
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Cartman takes Butters and Tolkien to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
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The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
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Cartman's band sells their CDs at Christ-Fest. Cartman traps a band inside a closet so they can take their place in the concert.
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Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
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The boys go on strike to protest downloading. Famous musicians from all over show their support and join in.
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The boys are starting to lose faith in their strike when they get a letter telling them that Faith Plus One has gone platinum. They decide to make music again.
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