The Colbert Report

Jessica Valenti

Season 3 • 06/05/2007

Jessica Valenti says most young women are feminists -- they just don't know it yet.

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Sign Off - Mardi Gras Mask

Stephen wears his Mardi Gras mask to say good night.
06/04/2007
00:48

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Democratic Presidential Debate - Venue

Though Stephen did not watch the Democratic presidential debate, he can assume he knows what the candidates said anyway.
06/04/2007
06:37

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Jan Schakowsky

Now that America has won back the hot dog eating crown, Stephen discusses Hunger Awareness Day and the rising prices of food.
06/04/2007
00:32

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Intro - 6/4/07

In this episode, America reclaims the hot dog eating crown, Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky spends a week living off food stamps and Stephen interviews Bard College president Leon Botstein.
06/04/2007
01:52

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The God Machine?

The disturbing news about the new iPhone is that Stephen doesn't have one yet.
06/05/2007
02:09

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When Animals Attack Our Morals - Flamingos

A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
06/05/2007
02:07

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Yahoo Korea - Rain

Koreans have been trying to keep the white man down, ever since we invaded their country.
06/05/2007
01:59

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You've Been Scootered!

Stephen advises Scooter Libby to start a gang in prison with Duke Cunningham.
06/05/2007
04:19

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The Word - Mission Control

NASA's Michael Griffin made their mission statement better by deleting any mention of planet protection.
06/05/2007
00:35

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Intro - 6/5/07

Tonight, Stephen reports on Scooter Libby's prison sentence, discusses the new iPhone and interviews author Jessica Valenti.
06/05/2007
06:44

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Jessica Valenti

Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
06/05/2007
01:48

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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Octopi

One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors.
06/06/2007
04:55

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Carl Bernstein

Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
06/06/2007
00:32

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Intro - 6/6/07

Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
06/06/2007
03:40

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Sinner Edwards

Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover.
06/06/2007
04:39

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Tip/Wag - Deep Purple

Stephen tips his hat to bookseller Tom Wayne and Genosis, and wags his finger at Fox News and guitar players.
06/06/2007
03:50

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The Word - Airogance

Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet?
06/06/2007
02:04

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Pope Jump

Whenever anything happens to the pope, people ask Stephen to interpret it -- he's kinda like the pope's pope.
06/07/2007
06:00

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Cullen Murphy

Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
06/07/2007
07:25

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Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith

After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
06/07/2007
00:08

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Sign Off - Vomitorium

The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
06/07/2007
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