The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 10/03/2007
Stephen apologizes for unfairly painting Paul Krugman as courageous.
The Colbert ReportS3 John Mearsheimer
John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Troops Out Now
In an alternate universe, Stephen smokes a peace pipe and tells us The Word.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Real Showdown
Stephen puts his career on the line and issues a challenge to author Paul Krugman.
The Colbert ReportS3 Nailed 'Em - Cyberrorists
Rest easy, America. The Kent County Police nailed another cyber terrorist.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/2/07
Stephen questions whether tonight's show is happening in a giant's finger, cracks down on cybercrime and finds reality offensive.
The Colbert ReportS3 Gay Roundup - Dan Savage
Dan Savage gives his expert opinion on hate crime legislation.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - President Bush
President Bush leaps from the back of the pack to the lead husky, leaving the rest of the world staring at his swinging sack.
The Colbert ReportS3 Monkey on the Lam - Missouri
A monkey escaped from the University of Missouri in 1943 and remains at large to this day.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/3/07
Stephen counts down the days till his book comes out, and discusses gay issues while thinking about straight issues.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jim Lovell
Stephen asks Jim Lovell if there's anything cooler than going to the moon.
The Colbert ReportS3 Krugman Correction
Stephen finds out that Paul Krugman has in fact changed the release date of his book.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Science and Technology Edition
Stephen decries remote controls, hybrid cars, careless scientists, white chocolate and robotic vacuums.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Catastrophe
North Korea's agreement to peacefully disarm its nuclear program is a catastrophe, since the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists. (Just joking, Saudi Arabia.)
The Colbert ReportS3 An "I Am America (And So Can You!)" Success Story
Stephen hears a testimonial from a reader of his book, "I Am America (And So Can You!)."
The Colbert ReportS3 John Kao
John Kao says countries like Finland are starting to innovate better than the United States. Stephen wants to know if it's time to invade Finland.
The Colbert ReportS3 Fred Thompson's Lackluster Candidacy
At a recent campaign stop, Fred Thompson asked attendees for a round of applause after failing to get one. Stephen offers some advice on how to get applause without asking.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/4/07
Tonight: Why Bush is Truman, the dangers of hybrid cars, and guest John Kao's claim that America has lost its lead in innovation -- clearly he hasn't tried Oreo pizza.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/8/07
Rush Limbaugh is criticized for his comments about soldiers, President Bush vetoes health care legislation, and Stephen won't rest until all the state capitals are recognized.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Medium Matters
The Constitution gives the media the right to say anything, but not everyone has the right to listen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Doggie Co-Author
The Pope is not the only one who wrote a book with a pet -- Stephen worked with a puppy named Riley.
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