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Sign Off - Dry Mouth
Season 9 • 02/13/2013
Stephen gets cotton mouth.
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04:30
RNC Autopsy
The Colbert Report
S9
Republicans hold a conference to assess election losses, but RNC Chair Reince Priebus thinks the GOP just needs to smile more.
02/12/2013
00:39
Intro - 2/12/13
The Colbert Report
S9
Republicans take sides, Hollywood tackles gun safety, and The Oxford American's Roger Hodge stops by The Report.
02/12/2013
04:46
Arizona's Gun Posse
The Colbert Report
S9
Volunteer school guards perform weapons drills with Steven Seagal, but history proves that many have already had extensive experience with police.
02/12/2013
05:33
Roger Hodge
The Colbert Report
S9
Roger Hodge talks about his quarterly, The Oxford American, slow-smoked pig and the music of Louisiana.
02/12/2013
05:04
Conservative Victory Project
The Colbert Report
S9
The Tea Party isn't going to take Karl Rove's Stab-You-in-the-Back Super PAC lying down; they will charge ahead with even more conservative positions.
02/12/2013
00:05
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
02/12/2013
05:34
Dave Grohl
The Colbert Report
S9
Dave Grohl talks about Nirvana, L.A.'s legendary Sound City Studios and his touring super group, the Sound City Players.
02/13/2013
06:28
Obama's State of the Union
The Colbert Report
S9
President Fidel Handout raises the federal minimum wage to nine dollars an hour, but he says nothing about raising the maximum wage.
02/13/2013
04:13
Spanish State of the Rubio
The Colbert Report
S9
Marco Rubio's Spanish speech runs four minutes longer than the English version, but ABC News botches the translation.
02/13/2013
04:32
State of the Rubio
The Colbert Report
S9
Florida Senator Marco Rubio gets cotton mouth and ducks off camera during the biggest speech of his life.
02/13/2013
00:08
Sign Off - Dry Mouth
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen reaches for a vital sip of water.
02/13/2013
00:05
Sign Off - "Here's the Deal"
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen pulls up David Leonhardt's book on his iPad.
02/14/2013
06:06
Gavin Newsom
The Colbert Report
S9
The Lieutenant Governor of California shares his book, "Citizenville: How to Take the Town Square Digital and Reinvent Government."
02/14/2013
04:28
Nailed 'Em - Richard Eggers
The Colbert Report
S9
One bank finally nails the highest level white-collar mortgage banker to date: a 68-year-old customer service representative.
02/14/2013
03:30
Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit
The Colbert Report
S9
The government grows a pair and goes after S&P for giving AAA ratings to what they knew were worthless securities.
02/14/2013
03:43
Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit - David Leonhardt
The Colbert Report
S9
The New York Times Washington bureau chief David Leonhardt discusses S&P's defense, private bank suits and the AIG bailout.
02/14/2013
02:56
St. Valentine's Day
The Colbert Report
S9
Valentine's Day should be spent guzzling skins full of wine, sacrificing goats to Venus, and whipping women to promote fertility.
02/14/2013
00:07
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen fires off a few WristStrong bracelets.
02/19/2013
05:37
Emily Bazelon
The Colbert Report
S9
The senior editor of Slate discusses her book, "Sticks & Stones: Defeating the Culture of Bullying and Rediscovering the Power of Character and Empathy."
02/19/2013
03:15
Obama's Secretive Golf Outing
The Colbert Report
S9
America deserves to know who drove the golf cart, who rode shotgun and whether or not the president hit from the ladies' tee.
02/19/2013
04:13
Russian Meteor Strike
The Colbert Report
S9
After an unexpected and cataclysmic 10-ton meteor strike in Russia, NASA scrambles to improve its asteroid detection program.
02/19/2013
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