The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Dry Mouth

Season 9 • 02/13/2013

Stephen gets cotton mouth.

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04:30

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RNC Autopsy

Republicans hold a conference to assess election losses, but RNC Chair Reince Priebus thinks the GOP just needs to smile more.
02/12/2013
00:39

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Intro - 2/12/13

Republicans take sides, Hollywood tackles gun safety, and The Oxford American's Roger Hodge stops by The Report.
02/12/2013
04:46

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Arizona's Gun Posse

Volunteer school guards perform weapons drills with Steven Seagal, but history proves that many have already had extensive experience with police.
02/12/2013
05:33

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Roger Hodge

Roger Hodge talks about his quarterly, The Oxford American, slow-smoked pig and the music of Louisiana.
02/12/2013
05:04

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Conservative Victory Project

The Tea Party isn't going to take Karl Rove's Stab-You-in-the-Back Super PAC lying down; they will charge ahead with even more conservative positions.
02/12/2013
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
02/12/2013
05:34

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Dave Grohl

Dave Grohl talks about Nirvana, L.A.'s legendary Sound City Studios and his touring super group, the Sound City Players.
02/13/2013
06:28

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Obama's State of the Union

President Fidel Handout raises the federal minimum wage to nine dollars an hour, but he says nothing about raising the maximum wage.
02/13/2013
04:13

The Colbert ReportS9
Spanish State of the Rubio

Marco Rubio's Spanish speech runs four minutes longer than the English version, but ABC News botches the translation.
02/13/2013
04:32

The Colbert ReportS9
State of the Rubio

Florida Senator Marco Rubio gets cotton mouth and ducks off camera during the biggest speech of his life.
02/13/2013
00:08

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Sign Off - Dry Mouth

Stephen reaches for a vital sip of water.
02/13/2013
00:05

The Colbert ReportS9
Sign Off - "Here's the Deal"

Stephen pulls up David Leonhardt's book on his iPad.
02/14/2013
06:06

The Colbert ReportS9
Gavin Newsom

The Lieutenant Governor of California shares his book, "Citizenville: How to Take the Town Square Digital and Reinvent Government."
02/14/2013
04:28

The Colbert ReportS9
Nailed 'Em - Richard Eggers

One bank finally nails the highest level white-collar mortgage banker to date: a 68-year-old customer service representative.
02/14/2013
03:30

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Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit

The government grows a pair and goes after S&P for giving AAA ratings to what they knew were worthless securities.
02/14/2013
03:43

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Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit - David Leonhardt

The New York Times Washington bureau chief David Leonhardt discusses S&P's defense, private bank suits and the AIG bailout.
02/14/2013
02:56

The Colbert ReportS9
St. Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day should be spent guzzling skins full of wine, sacrificing goats to Venus, and whipping women to promote fertility.
02/14/2013
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen fires off a few WristStrong bracelets.
02/19/2013
05:37

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Emily Bazelon

The senior editor of Slate discusses her book, "Sticks & Stones: Defeating the Culture of Bullying and Rediscovering the Power of Character and Empathy."
02/19/2013
03:15

The Colbert ReportS9
Obama's Secretive Golf Outing

America deserves to know who drove the golf cart, who rode shotgun and whether or not the president hit from the ladies' tee.
02/19/2013
04:13

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Russian Meteor Strike

After an unexpected and cataclysmic 10-ton meteor strike in Russia, NASA scrambles to improve its asteroid detection program.
02/19/2013
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