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Sign Off - Dry Mouth
Season 9 • 02/13/2013
Stephen gets cotton mouth.
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04:30
The Colbert Report
S9
RNC Autopsy
Republicans hold a conference to assess election losses, but RNC Chair Reince Priebus thinks the GOP just needs to smile more.
02/12/2013
00:39
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 2/12/13
Republicans take sides, Hollywood tackles gun safety, and The Oxford American's Roger Hodge stops by The Report.
02/12/2013
04:46
The Colbert Report
S9
Arizona's Gun Posse
Volunteer school guards perform weapons drills with Steven Seagal, but history proves that many have already had extensive experience with police.
02/12/2013
05:33
The Colbert Report
S9
Roger Hodge
Roger Hodge talks about his quarterly, The Oxford American, slow-smoked pig and the music of Louisiana.
02/12/2013
05:04
The Colbert Report
S9
Conservative Victory Project
The Tea Party isn't going to take Karl Rove's Stab-You-in-the-Back Super PAC lying down; they will charge ahead with even more conservative positions.
02/12/2013
00:05
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
02/12/2013
05:34
The Colbert Report
S9
Dave Grohl
Dave Grohl talks about Nirvana, L.A.'s legendary Sound City Studios and his touring super group, the Sound City Players.
02/13/2013
06:28
The Colbert Report
S9
Obama's State of the Union
President Fidel Handout raises the federal minimum wage to nine dollars an hour, but he says nothing about raising the maximum wage.
02/13/2013
04:13
The Colbert Report
S9
Spanish State of the Rubio
Marco Rubio's Spanish speech runs four minutes longer than the English version, but ABC News botches the translation.
02/13/2013
04:32
The Colbert Report
S9
State of the Rubio
Florida Senator Marco Rubio gets cotton mouth and ducks off camera during the biggest speech of his life.
02/13/2013
00:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Dry Mouth
Stephen reaches for a vital sip of water.
02/13/2013
00:05
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - "Here's the Deal"
Stephen pulls up David Leonhardt's book on his iPad.
02/14/2013
06:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Gavin Newsom
The Lieutenant Governor of California shares his book, "Citizenville: How to Take the Town Square Digital and Reinvent Government."
02/14/2013
04:28
The Colbert Report
S9
Nailed 'Em - Richard Eggers
One bank finally nails the highest level white-collar mortgage banker to date: a 68-year-old customer service representative.
02/14/2013
03:30
The Colbert Report
S9
Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit
The government grows a pair and goes after S&P for giving AAA ratings to what they knew were worthless securities.
02/14/2013
03:43
The Colbert Report
S9
Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit - David Leonhardt
The New York Times Washington bureau chief David Leonhardt discusses S&P's defense, private bank suits and the AIG bailout.
02/14/2013
02:56
The Colbert Report
S9
St. Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day should be spent guzzling skins full of wine, sacrificing goats to Venus, and whipping women to promote fertility.
02/14/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen fires off a few WristStrong bracelets.
02/19/2013
05:37
The Colbert Report
S9
Emily Bazelon
The senior editor of Slate discusses her book, "Sticks & Stones: Defeating the Culture of Bullying and Rediscovering the Power of Character and Empathy."
02/19/2013
03:15
The Colbert Report
S9
Obama's Secretive Golf Outing
America deserves to know who drove the golf cart, who rode shotgun and whether or not the president hit from the ladies' tee.
02/19/2013
04:13
The Colbert Report
S9
Russian Meteor Strike
After an unexpected and cataclysmic 10-ton meteor strike in Russia, NASA scrambles to improve its asteroid detection program.
02/19/2013
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