The Colbert Report

Khaled Hosseini

Season 4 • 12/01/2008

Al Roker is our most potent weapon in the war in Afghanistan.

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Thomas Friedman wants the government to launch a green revolution with the same persistence China does through authoritarian means.
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Christmas Special DVD Warning
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"A Colbert Christmas" DVD is fun for the whole family once you get past the goat sodomy.
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Racism Is Over - Cory Booker
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Cory Booker says we make a mistake if we ignore the wonderful differences that embody America.
11/20/2008
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MeTunes - Chinese Democracy
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Axl Rose tries to steal Stephen's thunder by releasing "Chinese Democracy" on the same day as his Christmas special.
11/20/2008
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Operation Humble Kanye
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There is only one way to stop Kanye West's arrogance, and that's with Stephen's arrogance.
12/01/2008
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Intro - 12/1/08
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Stephen checks in on the war in Afghanistan. He can't wait to see how it's fixed itself while he hasn't been paying attention.
12/01/2008
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War in Afghanistan
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The best way to make heroin uncool is to get Al Roker hooked on smack.
12/01/2008
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Good Night
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Stephen says good night.
12/01/2008
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Roland Fryer
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Roland Fryer details his innovative program that pays kids for good grades.
12/01/2008
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Tip/Wag - All Wag Christmas Edition
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Stephen always thought any card that was blank inside was atheist, but one un-American greeting card company goes a step further.
12/01/2008
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Khaled Hosseini
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Khaled Hosseini says the war in Afghanistan is a marathon, not a 100-yard dash.
12/01/2008
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The Word - A Man Named Plaxico
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Some are calling Plaxico Burress the Rosa Parks of people who have shot themselves in the thigh in a nightclub.
12/02/2008
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Buy Stephen's Boots on eBay
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Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
12/02/2008
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Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's Album
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Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
12/02/2008
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Colbert Platinum - Christmas Edition
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The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
12/02/2008
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Intro - 12/2/08
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A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
12/02/2008
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Jeffrey Goldberg
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Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
12/02/2008
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The Word - Barack-Handed Compliment
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Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
12/03/2008
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The End, Not the Beginning
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Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
12/03/2008
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NASA Spider Escapes
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If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
12/03/2008
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Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting
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Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
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