The Colbert Report
Khaled Hosseini
Season 4 E 153 • 12/01/2008
Khaled Hosseini says the war in Afghanistan is a marathon, not a 100-yard dash.

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Khaled Hosseini says the war in Afghanistan is a marathon, not a 100-yard dash.
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