The Colbert Report

Khaled Hosseini

Season 4 • 12/01/2008

Al Roker is our most potent weapon in the war in Afghanistan.

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Christmas Special DVD Warning

"A Colbert Christmas" DVD is fun for the whole family once you get past the goat sodomy.
11/20/2008
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Racism Is Over - Cory Booker

Cory Booker says we make a mistake if we ignore the wonderful differences that embody America.
11/20/2008
05:02

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MeTunes - Chinese Democracy

Axl Rose tries to steal Stephen's thunder by releasing "Chinese Democracy" on the same day as his Christmas special.
11/20/2008
05:05

The Colbert ReportS4
Exclusive - Godless Killing Machines

Highlights from Stephen's campaign against the bears who are pillaging our nation's pic-a-nic baskets.
12/01/2008
03:11

The Colbert ReportS4
Operation Humble Kanye

There is only one way to stop Kanye West's arrogance, and that's with Stephen's arrogance.
12/01/2008
00:38

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 12/1/08

Stephen checks in on the war in Afghanistan. He can't wait to see how it's fixed itself while he hasn't been paying attention.
12/01/2008
02:35

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War in Afghanistan

The best way to make heroin uncool is to get Al Roker hooked on smack.
12/01/2008
00:03

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Good Night

Stephen says good night.
12/01/2008
05:18

The Colbert ReportS4
Roland Fryer

Roland Fryer details his innovative program that pays kids for good grades.
12/01/2008
04:48

The Colbert ReportS4
Tip/Wag - All Wag Christmas Edition

Stephen always thought any card that was blank inside was atheist, but one un-American greeting card company goes a step further.
12/01/2008
03:42

The Colbert ReportS4
Khaled Hosseini

Khaled Hosseini says the war in Afghanistan is a marathon, not a 100-yard dash.
12/01/2008
05:19

The Colbert ReportS4
The Word - A Man Named Plaxico

Some are calling Plaxico Burress the Rosa Parks of people who have shot themselves in the thigh in a nightclub.
12/02/2008
00:48

The Colbert ReportS4
Buy Stephen's Boots on eBay

Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
12/02/2008
03:28

The Colbert ReportS4
Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's Album

Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
12/02/2008
03:58

The Colbert ReportS4
Colbert Platinum - Christmas Edition

The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
12/02/2008
00:36

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Intro - 12/2/08

A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
12/02/2008
05:41

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Jeffrey Goldberg

Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
12/02/2008
05:24

The Colbert ReportS4
The Word - Barack-Handed Compliment

Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
12/03/2008
00:11

The Colbert ReportS4
The End, Not the Beginning

Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
12/03/2008
03:14

The Colbert ReportS4
NASA Spider Escapes

If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
12/03/2008
04:31

The Colbert ReportS4
Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting

Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
12/03/2008
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