The Colbert Report
Intro - 12/13/11
Season 8 • 12/13/2011
Occupy Wall Street encounters a challenge, and Mark Whitaker provides an inside look at CNN.
Sign Off - Merry ChristmasThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen wishes everyone a Merry Christmas.
Norway's Butter ShortageThe Colbert ReportS8
Due to a high-fat low-carb diet craze, Norway has no butter and no hope of rebuilding its butter reserves.
Samuel L. JacksonThe Colbert ReportS8
Samuel L. Jackson explores Martin Luther King Jr.'s tremendous personal sacrifice and the pressures and dangers he dealt with on a daily basis.
Intro - 12/12/11The Colbert ReportS8
The dictionary might have a liberal bias, an international food crisis arises, and Samuel L. Jackson plays Martin Luther King Jr. on Broadway.
Christmas CramThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen decks The Colbert Report studio with a full Advent's worth of cheer.
Mark WhitakerThe Colbert ReportS8
Managing Editor of CNN Worldwide Mark Whitaker discusses growing up in a biracial family at a time when interracial marriage was illegal in most states.
The Word - Let Them Buy CakeThe Colbert ReportS8
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker implements a bold new policy requiring protesters to pay for the right to protest.
Anderson Cooper's Phallus Party AccusationThe Colbert ReportS8
Anderson Cooper nails Stephen for covering old news, so Stephen breaks a shocking story Anderson Cooper doesn't want you to know about.
Trump's Cancellation & Stephen's South Carolina Serious, Classy Re-AnnouncementThe Colbert ReportS8
To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate.
Intro - 12/13/11The Colbert ReportS8
The Occupy movement faces another challenge, Stephen gets caught in a plagiarism scandal, and Mark Whitaker discusses his journalistic career.
Stephen Colbert's Big Gay Roundup - Military Bestiality & Homosexual PenguinsThe Colbert ReportS8
An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight.
TV HatThe Colbert ReportS8
TV Hat lets you focus on what matters most by blocking out unnecessary distractions -- like your spouse.
Ray OdiernoThe Colbert ReportS8
General Ray Odierno enumerates the reasons why America's employers should hire homecoming Iraq war veterans.
Christine O'Donnell's EndorsementThe Colbert ReportS8
Christine O'Donnell likes that Mitt Romney's been consistent since he changed his mind.
Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Debate - Nat Geo Wild's ResponseThe Colbert ReportS8
Ever since Donald Trump dropped out of his debate, there has been a giant ego-shaped hole in the Republican primaries, and Stephen intends to fill it with animals.
2011 GoodbyeThe Colbert ReportS8
2011 has been tough on everybody, but Stephen hopes The Colbert Report has brightened people's spirits.
Daniel CraigThe Colbert ReportS8
Daniel Craig reveals his technique for staying sexy and arm-wrestles Stephen.
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Department Store Cutbacks & Gun-Filled ChristmasThe Colbert ReportS8
Department stores stop offering free gift wrapping, Santa lowers kids' expectations, and Arizona families fight the war on Christmas, fully armed.
Fox News' Mitt Romney Photo FlubThe Colbert ReportS8
After Fox News' Freudian slip, Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person, philosophically or otherwise.
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