The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/18/07
Season 3 • 07/18/2007
Sixty-eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - McConaughey
The untamable Matthew McConaughey doesn't have responsibilities or even a shirt.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 7/18/07
Stephen broadcasted his show for 24 hours straight in solidarity with Republicans during their forced overnight debate in the Senate.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Price is Right
Stephen suggests that Bob Barker become the president of the World Bank.
The Colbert ReportS3 Toby Keith
The outspoken country music artist speaks with Stephen about the Colbert Bump on iTunes and the mutual benefits of being friends with each other.
The Colbert ReportS3 Papal Encounter
USA Today printed a picture that looks like the pope is about to make out with a hot pilgrim lady.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Smiley Face
How could kittens fall asleep in a world where Iraq was not on its way toward becoming a democracy?
The Colbert ReportS3 2007 Filibustacular
Although Stephen broadcasted The Report for 24-hours straight, Comedy Central cut him off at midnight.
The Colbert ReportS3 John Mellencamp
John Mellencamp may be for peace, but he is no pacifist.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - David Beckham
It takes alpha-sized man-crumpets to drum up coverage and cash, and then not do the one thing that is theoretically interesting about you.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Arnold Schwarzenegger
American television will teach immigrants all the necessary phrases like, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" and "Dy-no-mite!"
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/18/07
Stephen talks about Matthew McConaughey being named People Magazine's "Hottest Bachelor," discusses how 68% of Republicans don't believe in evolution and interviews country music star Toby Keith.
The Colbert ReportS3 Pope Goes Green
The Pope must provide us with consistent, infallible declarations on how to live our daily lives.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen on iTunes
Check out music reviews on the iTunes Store from the actual Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Length of the Show Contest
Stephen congratulates the winner of his "Guess the Length of the Show" contest, who won with a guess of 30 minutes.
The Colbert ReportS3 March to Enslavement - Stephen Gets an iPhone
After months of begging -- with dignity -- Stephen finally gets a free iPhone.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Moore
Stephen isn't comfortable sitting that close to Michael Moore.
The Colbert ReportS3 Frank Sulloway
Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.
The Colbert ReportS3 Republican Candidates' Suffering
John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" hit a few bumps in the road, most of which turned out to be former passengers.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 7/19/07
Michael Moore criticizes health care, Stephen launches a new segment about emerging technologies, and guest Frank Sulloway wants attention from his parents.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Just About Out of Time
The Report is just about out of time. Or, to be exact, it was just about out of time a moment ago.
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