The Colbert Report
Controlled Burn of a Natural Gas
Season 6 • 05/12/2010
Killer extinguishes Stephen after he demonstrates a controlled burn of a natural gas.
Sign Off - WristStrong ArmThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm BraceletsThe Colbert ReportS6
Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
Intro - 5/11/10The Colbert ReportS6
Conservatives try to derail Elena Kagan's nomination, Australia gets a new import, and Hampton Sides knows a lot about Dr. King's death.
Hampton SidesThe Colbert ReportS6
Hampton Sides talks about what motivated James Earl Ray to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.
Kagan Worship - Dahlia LithwickThe Colbert ReportS6
Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty GirlsThe Colbert ReportS6
Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
Intro - 5/12/10The Colbert ReportS6
The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
Deepak ChopraThe Colbert ReportS6
According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
Sign Off - Fire Extinguisher ShootingThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen and pretty girl Jade play target practice with a fire extinguisher.
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATsThe Colbert ReportS6
An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
Controlled Burn of a Natural GasThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
Intro - 5/13/10The Colbert ReportS6
Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy ThiefThe Colbert ReportS6
The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
The Hold SteadyThe Colbert ReportS6
Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
Confirming ElenaThe Colbert ReportS6
The New York Post isn't saying Elena Kagan is a lesbian, it's just asking the question next to a photo of her playing softball.
Failure to Launch - Atlantis CrewThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen asks the Atlantis crew for advice on how he can prepare himself for space.
Ayaan Hirsi AliThe Colbert ReportS6
Ayaan Hirsi Ali wants us to shed the inhibition of judging and say that one religion is better than the other.
Sign Off - Water EyeballingThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight and pours water into his eyeball.
Up Brit CreekThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds the villain in the hit summer series, "Grainy Footage of Leaking Underwater Oil Pipe."
Vodka EyeballingThe Colbert ReportS6
If you think metaphorical beer goggles are bad, imagine what literal vodka goggles will make you do.
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