Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.
Demetri Martin - Kissing a Girl
Season 1 E 1 • 09/29/2012
There's one weird thing that Demetri Martin has done while kissing a girl.
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Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Dust Pan
Demetri Martin voices his frustration with his dust pan, which is only willing to help him out up to a point.
09/29/2012
02:22
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Live Nude Girls
Demetri Martin wonders if the "Live Nude Girls" sign he saw on the highway really needed to be that specific.
09/29/2012
02:20
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Silent Letters
Demetri Martin is sure that silent letters like to mess with foreigners.
09/29/2012
02:03
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Not Denver
Demetri Martin's plan to open a store in one of the biggest airports in the country is sure to confuse travelers.
09/29/2012
02:20
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Anti-Aging Cream
When Demetri Martin has a baby, he doesn't want the child to ever look a day over zero.
09/29/2012
02:19
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Fog Machine
Demetri Martin would like to know how fog got associated with partying.
09/29/2012
02:06
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Flyer Designs - Pt. 1
After spending a lot of time writing in coffee shops, Demetri Martin is inspired to make up some useful flyers.
09/29/2012
01:31
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Bathroom Technology
Demetri Martin is not sure why people are putting so much work into "improving" bathrooms.
09/29/2012
02:00
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Skipping Around
Demetri Martin thinks that there are certain situations when skipping would come in handy.
09/29/2012
02:27
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Not Racist
Demetri Martin has figured out a non-racist way to get someone's attention.
09/29/2012
02:10
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Training Bras
As a kid, Demetri Martin had no idea why girls were training their chests.
09/29/2012
02:26
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Clothing Stores
While trying on clothes, Demetri Martin does not like to be disturbed.
09/29/2012
02:09
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Silencers & Graphs
According to Demetri Martin, there are very different ways to silence a baby and a girlfriend.
09/29/2012
00:58
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Hypothesis Confirmed
During high school, Demetri Martin took part in a very successful sexual experiment.
09/29/2012
02:00
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Flyer Designs - Pt. 2
Demetri Martin presents his flyers for tambourine lessons, a missing rat and a mysterious cat.
09/29/2012
00:39
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Kissing a Girl
There's one weird thing that Demetri Martin has done while kissing a girl.
09/29/2012
02:02
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - New Cigarettes
Demetri Martin has come up with a new way to make smoking look less cool.
09/29/2012
02:23
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Interest in Kids
Using a graph, Demetri Martin demonstrates how interesting he finds other people's children.
09/29/2012
02:01
Demetri Martin. Standup Comedian.S1 E1
Demetri Martin - Wet Floor Sign
Whenever Demetri Martin sees a wet floor sign, he immediately knows why the man fell.
09/29/2012
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