The Colbert Report

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Science

Season 4 • 05/14/2008

Science names a spider after Neil Young and not Stephen.

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Better Know a Lobby - Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence

Stephen wants Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke to name one situation where you don't need a gun.
05/13/2008
01:18

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Hillary Drop Out

Hillary Clinton will not catch Barack Obama in the popular vote, and Obama now leads in superdelegates, but the contest will continue.
05/13/2008
05:41

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Jennifer Hooper McCarty

Stephen asks Jennifer Hooper McCarty if having too many poor people on the lower deck sank the Titanic.
05/13/2008
00:30

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Intro - 5/13/08

Stephen profiles an anti-gun lobbyist, and Jennifer Hooper McCarty explains what really sank the Titanic.
05/13/2008
00:30

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The Show Comes to an End

Stephen's stage manager tells him that's it for the show.
05/14/2008
03:55

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The Word - Declaration of Warming

John McCain believes global warming isn't just about greenhouse gases, it's a national security issue.
05/14/2008
00:33

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Intro - 5/14/08

John McCain acknowledges the environment exists, and Grover Norquist wants to make government so small he can drown it in his bathtub.
05/14/2008
04:58

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Laura Dern

Stephen asks Laura Dern what it was like to play America's sweetheart, Katherine Harris.
05/14/2008
00:35

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Edwards Supports Obama

With John Edwards' endorsement, the Obama camp wins the support of its first white male.
05/14/2008
05:31

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Grover Norquist

Stephen praises Grover Norquist for using some of the rhetoric from the 19th century South in his new book.
05/14/2008
03:13

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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Science

Stephen wants an animal named after him, preferably a giant ant or a laser lion.
05/14/2008
04:33

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Edwards Endorses Obama

John Edwards endorses Barack Obama, but he hasn't received the jet ski he was promised.
05/15/2008
03:31

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The Word - Jail Sweet Jail

If you have an extra bedroom, you could be the proud owner/operator of a charming private prison.
05/15/2008
05:42

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Andrei Cherny

Andrei Cherny explains how America prevented the spread of Communism by dropping candy bars.
05/15/2008
00:32

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Intro - 5/15/08

States are releasing prisoners early to save money, and Stephen has ideas on how to spend your tax rebate check.
05/15/2008
01:06

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American Craft Beer Week

Don't forget to celebrate American Craft Beer Week with a fine American microbrew.
05/15/2008
04:21

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Bears & Balls - Dollar Stores

If you shop for groceries at dollar stores, you can find bargains on discontinued lunch meats and irregular bacon.
05/15/2008
02:59

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McCain's Preachers

Stephen is fine with Reverend Hagee calling the Catholic Church the apostate church because he doesn't know what that word means.
05/27/2008
00:31

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Intro - 5/27/08

John McCain rejects the support of two controversial pastors, which gives Stephen an excuse to show more Reverend Wright footage.
05/27/2008
04:56

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Brian Greene

Brian Greene explains to Stephen what the big deal is about science.
05/27/2008
00:55

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Fleet Week

Stephen explains the proper way to show your excitement when you're greeting a member of the armed services.
05/27/2008
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