The Colbert Report
Manilow's Emmy
Season 2 E 111 • 09/11/2006

Upon reflection over vacation, Stephen is glad he didn't win an Emmy award since his balloons would pop on its wings.

Watching

03:19

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The Word - Bad Boys

If your guy's talking about killing another woman's husband, he's just not that fanatical about you.
08/24/2006
06:14

The Colbert ReportS2 E110
Janna Levin

Stephen stumps Janna Levin -- a theoretical physicist -- by asking her the hardest question in the world.
08/24/2006
01:35

The Colbert ReportS2 E110
Green Screen Challenge - Socialized Medicine

In the latest Green Screen Challenge entry, Stephen fights a space monster that clearly represents socialized medicine.
08/24/2006
01:38

The Colbert ReportS2 E110
Fart Jokes

Everybody laughs at fart jokes, brilliant people included.
08/24/2006
00:38

The Colbert ReportS2 E110
Intro - 8/24/06

A tell-all from Osama bin 'Laden's former mistress, more Green Screen Challenge and novelist Janna Levin in the studio tonight.
08/24/2006
02:47

The Colbert ReportS2 E111
The Word - Shall

Stephen explains that "will" is a week, Democratic term, while "shall" is a stronger, godlier and more Republican term.
09/11/2006
03:58

The Colbert ReportS2 E111
The Path to 9/11

The fifth anniversary of 9/11 is a time for the nation to reflect, come together and watch TV.
09/11/2006
00:34

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Intro - 9/11/06

In this episode, Stephen discusses George Allen's possible plagiarism of an amendment, the new ABC miniseries based on 9/11 and interviews comedian Martin Short.
09/11/2006
07:57

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Martin Short

Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
09/11/2006
00:15

The Colbert ReportS2 E111
Sign Off - Lullaby Clap

As not to infringe on any copywritten lullabies, Stephen claps one instead of singing it.
09/11/2006
03:47

The Colbert ReportS2 E111
Manilow's Emmy

Upon reflection over vacation, Stephen is glad he didn't win an Emmy award since his balloons would pop on its wings.
09/11/2006
06:01

The Colbert ReportS2 E112
Toby Keith

American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
09/12/2006
00:55

The Colbert ReportS2 E112
Green Screen Challenge - Entry

Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
09/12/2006
00:08

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Sign Off - Special Episode

Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
09/12/2006
04:21

The Colbert ReportS2 E112
The Word - Missed Opportunity

To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
09/12/2006
00:20

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Intro - 9/12/06

President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
09/12/2006
07:36

The Colbert ReportS2 E112
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton

Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
09/12/2006
03:31

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Formidable Opponent - Iraq Withdrawal

We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
09/13/2006
01:22

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Sign Off - Cigarettes

What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
09/13/2006
06:50

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Ken Jennings

"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
09/13/2006
04:11

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The Word - Caveat Emptor

If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
09/13/2006