Crank YankersS3 E11Drew Carey Books a Party
Drew Carey gets in touch with an event planner to set up a raucous party to celebrate the end of his television show.
Crank YankersS3 E11Special Ed's Movie Picks
Special Ed requests that a video store clerk prepares the store for his arrival by removing the frightening film "The Shining."
Crank YankersS3 E12Gladys's Daughter Brings Home a Ceramic Dildo
A ceramic dildo ended up in Gladys's daughter's bag, and Gladys is determined to get to the bottom of it.
Crank YankersS3 E12The Concierge Helps Some Hotel Guests
A helpful concierge secures two backstage passes to a Siegfried and Roy show, but his guests are not very appreciative.
Crank YankersS3 E12Field Trip
Substitute teacher Drew is looking to schedule a field trip that will waste as much time as possible.
Crank YankersS3 E15Josh Is Looking for Telemarketers
Josh searches for telemarketers who can play on their customers' sympathy.
Crank YankersS3 E15Spoonie Luv's "Sweet Peaches"
Spoonie is writing a song about sweet peaches and calls a grocery store to try to get some more information about his favorite fruit.
Crank YankersS3 E15Jeff's Motivational Reservations
While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
Crank YankersS3 E14The Truth Calls Jessica Simpson
The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
Crank YankersS3 E14Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's
Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
Crank YankersS3 E14Jammer Knight Books a Gig
Rock star Jammer Knight tries to make sure that cold cuts, Hennessy and contraceptive sponges are available at his in-store performance.
Crank YankersS3 E15Katie Learns Something New
A helpful librarian teaches a confused young girl the meaning of the words "adapted" and "mature."
Crank YankersS3 E15The Truth Is Looking for Work
Landalious Truefeld inquires about a position as a square dance caller and then asks for a favor.
Crank YankersS3 E15Niles the Godfather
A young man is disturbed when his romantic interest keeps her godfather on the line during a personal call.
Crank YankersS3 E16Joe Needs to Pick Something Up
After facing a personal loss, tough guy Joe asks the lost-and-found department for a big favor.
Crank YankersS3 E16Bobby's Weed Pasta Problem
After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
Crank YankersS3 E16Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home Movies
Spoonie Luv tries to peddle his homemade masturbation movies to a local video store.
Crank YankersS3 E17Elmer's Pacemaker
After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
Crank YankersS3 E17Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough Syrup
A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
Crank YankersS3 E17Dr. Premise Calls a Voice Coach
Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.