The Colbert Report
DonorsChoose.org Fear Drawings
Season 6 • 10/07/2010
To show their gratitude for donations made to DonorsChoose.org, kids send in drawings of their fears.
Gang Busters - John BurnettThe Colbert ReportS6
John Burnett says recreational drug users are contributing directly to the mayhem in Mexico.
Rawesome Foods RaidThe Colbert ReportS6
The federal government declares war on raw milk by raiding Rawesome Foods in Venice, CA.
Intro - 10/6/10The Colbert ReportS6
The government tries to take control of America's food, and Mavis Staples and Wilco's Jeff Tweedy perform.
Tiny Triumphs - Environmentalist Ear PollutionThe Colbert ReportS6
Frito-Lay discontinues its biodegradable chip bags, and residents file lawsuits about the noise caused by wind turbines.
Mavis Staples & Jeff TweedyThe Colbert ReportS6
Mavis Staples discusses her arranged marriage with Jeff Tweedy, recalls opening for Martin Luther King Jr. and denies singing the devil's music.
Sign Off - You Are Not AloneThe Colbert ReportS6
Get the album by Mavis Staples and Jeff Tweedy, "You Are Not Alone," today.
Sign Off - Don't Go to DonorsChoose.comThe Colbert ReportS6
Go to DonorsChoose.org, not the crazy porn site, DonorsChoose.com.
Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - FearStock.comThe Colbert ReportS6
To address the tragic shortage in stock photos of scary minorities, Stephen starts his own fear-based photo licensing service.
Proposition 19 - Joseph Califano & Gary JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Joseph Califano wants to keep pot out of the hands of kids, while Gary Johnson thinks legalization is the right thing to do.
Davis GuggenheimThe Colbert ReportS6
Davis Guggenheim explains how America's failing public schools affect Stephen's gated neighborhood.
DonorsChoose.org Fear DrawingsThe Colbert ReportS6
Kids show their gratitude for donations made to DonorsChoose.org with scary drawings of a shark, a logrolling bat and Conan O'Brien.
Intro - 10/11/10The Colbert ReportS6
Muslims might take over the food supply, new World War I technology comes to light, and Robert Reich talks about the future of the U.S. economy.
Robert ReichThe Colbert ReportS6
Robert Reich believes America can't get out of the recession until the circle of prosperity is enlarged for the middle class.
ThreatDown - Muslim EditionThe Colbert ReportS6
Islamofascists tempt kids with Muslim holidays, Campbell's makes pro-Islam soups, and Kellogg's sells halal cereals.
Formula 4 Your Eyes OnlyThe Colbert ReportS6
Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner.
Sign Off - Stephen Needs a Place to Hold His MarchThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen doesn't know where to hold his rally, so if anybody in D.C. has a place for a couple hundred thousand people to crash, that'd be cool
Rich Iott Wears a Nazi UniformThe Colbert ReportS6
Up until Rich Iott wears a Nazi uniform, Tea Party candidates can do anything without rebuke from Republican leaders.
Tip/Wag - Peabody Public Schools, Andy Rooney & Ground Zero Mosque DesignThe Colbert ReportS6
A school district sells ad space on permission slips, Andy Rooney plans to lose 20 pounds, and Philip Kennicott reviews the Ground Zero mosque design.
101-Year-Old Woman Becomes a U.S. CitizenThe Colbert ReportS6
Eulalia Garcia Maturey proves that, if you follow the rules, there is a legal path to citizenship, and it takes less than 102 years.
Merch to Keep Fear AliveThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen announces official March to Keep Fear merchandise and forgets to apply for a permit.
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