The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Office Pool
Season 6 • 02/03/2010
You won if you had "30 minutes" in your office Length of the Colbert Report Pool.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Kentucky Fried Regret
Stephen says goodnight while eating his Sergeant Salinger bucket of chicken.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 2/2/10
A new website takes social networking to the next level, and Eliot Spitzer is pretty stoked about that Tiger Woods business.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Cognoscor Ergo Sum
Blippy.com posts every purchase you make, and IJustMadeLove.com shows where people had sex.
The Colbert ReportS6 Bananafish Tale - Henry Allen
Henry Allen is willing to say on record that J.D. Salinger blew it by not coming on the show.
The Colbert ReportS6 Eliot Spitzer
Eliot Spitzer thinks Americans should be furious that the financial system is being rebuilt exactly as it was before the economic collapse.
The Colbert ReportS6 John Durant
John Durant eats like a caveman because our genes are best adapted to a hunter-gatherer diet.
The Colbert ReportS6 Job Man Caravan - Peter Cove
Peter Cove helps the studio audience get back to work by taking questions and offering advice.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 2/3/10
Stephen asks if gays should be allowed to serve openly in the military, and John Durant wants us to live like cavemen.
The Colbert ReportS6 Job Man Caravan
Unemployment is racing out of control faster than a Toyota Camry through your grandmother's garage door.
The Colbert ReportS6 Be Almost All That You Can Be
John McCain won't consider changing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy until he hears from every leader of the military.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Office Pool
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The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 2/4/10
A CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. reveals Stephen's ancestry.
The Colbert ReportS6 Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's History
A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada's History.
The Colbert ReportS6 Hermaphrodites Can't Be Gay
It is physically impossible for hermaphrodites to be gay -- they can be straight, double straight or double gay.
The Colbert ReportS6 Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace Portrait
The final item up for auction is Stephen's old fireplace portrait benefiting the Yellow Ribbon Fund.
The Colbert ReportS6 Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial
Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
The Colbert ReportS6 Jonathan Safran Foer
Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter
Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
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