The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/29/09
Season 5 • 01/29/2009
Don't tell the House Republicans that they don't control the House anymore.
The Colbert ReportS5 Call 1-877-SEAN-930
If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/28/09
The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Better Know a Beatle - Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney explains how to hunt vegetables.
The Colbert ReportS5 Countdown to Atomic Disaster - The Wing-Ageddon
Watching the Super Bowl without a plate of chicken wings is like making love without a plate of chicken wings.
The Colbert ReportS5 Goodnight Illinois Gov. Patrick Quinn
Stephen says goodnight to Illinois Governor Patrick Quinn.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sport Report - Chicken Wing Spokesman Richard Lobb
Richard Lobb has advice for the man who has to choose between frying chicken wings and educating his kids.
The Colbert ReportS5 John Podesta
John Podesta believes that in the last nine days Barack Obama has shown he can make progress.
The Colbert ReportS5 Rod Blagojevich Is Impeached
Rod Blagojevich is impeached even after appearing on all the talk shows.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - The Audacity of Nope
If Republicans can't have a perfect bill to stimulate the economy, they'd rather have no economy at all.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/29/09
All 177 House Republicans say no to Obama's stimulus package. Shh! Don't tell them they don't control the House anymore.
The Colbert ReportS5 So Long, Farewell
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act
Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing.
The Colbert ReportS5 Nailed 'Em - Amtrak Photographer
Amtrak police arrest a man because he's taking pictures for their photography contest.
The Colbert ReportS5 It Could Be Worse - Iceland
Iceland is a frigid rock in the middle of nowhere that has gone bankrupt and gone gay.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/2/09
The government collapses in Iceland, or as it will soon be known thanks to global warming, Landland.
The Colbert ReportS5 Dan Zaccagnino
Stephen is angry with Dan Zaccagnino for allowing Indaba Music users to remix his interview.
The Colbert ReportS5 Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
The Colbert ReportS5 All the Show We Have Time For
Fortunately, it's also all the time we have show for.
The Colbert ReportS5 Colbert Platinum - Ass-Covering Edition
If you really want to convince people you're dead, you need to actually die.
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