The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - A Beazley Christmas

Season 10 • 12/07/2005

President George W. Bush addresses his dogs.

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00:55

Fat Little Brother
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The Cuban dictator Fidel Castro refers to Florida Governor Jeb Bush as President George W. Bush's "fat little brother."
12/06/2005
04:21

A Tale of Survival - Stuck in a Super-Stretch Death Limo of Death
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Innocent Rachel Chen and five of her hot friends were supposed to have a night of stuffing dollar bills into the thong of a sweaty, gay male stripper -- but tragedy hit.
12/06/2005
04:38

You Can't Do That on Television!
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The fault for society's ills lies not with government and institutions, but with music and pictures.
12/06/2005
02:50

Baghdad Legal
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Maybe this is revisionist history, but the real crime against humanity in Iraq is no air conditioned green rooms for reporters.
12/06/2005
01:34

Who The F**k is Ted Stevens?
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In the Senate, unlike in the real world, the older you get the more people have to listen to your crazy ramblings.
12/06/2005
05:33

Headlines - Secular Central
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Bill O'Reilly unearths a devastating year-old, six-second long Daily Show joke that threatens Christmas and Christianity itself.
12/07/2005
01:22

Daily/Colbert - First Great War
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Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report and previews tomorrow's main story.
12/07/2005
06:04

David McCullough Pt. 1
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David McCullough discusses the importance of using diaries, journals and memoirs as historical data.
12/07/2005
02:29

David McCullough Pt. 2
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David McCullough says that the first year of the Revolutionary War, the most important war in our history, could have been won by the British at any time.
12/07/2005
04:06

Terror Blues
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According to gathered intelligence, homeland security money would be better spent on dog armor than on air conditioning for garbage trucks.
12/07/2005
00:19

Moment of Zen - A Beazley Christmas
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The breaking news at CNN is President George W. Bush talking to his dogs.
12/07/2005
04:42

No Pain, No Gain
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The United States does not implant chips into Condoleezza Rice's brain that emit talking points through a mouth-hole like region.
12/08/2005
02:31

Passing the Torture
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The Bush administration's demands are that they want to do whatever they want, to whomever they want, whenever they want, with nobody knowing about it.
12/08/2005
04:39

A Fortune in Cold
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This year, correspondent Nate Corddry is turning the scare mongers' frozen frowns upside down.
12/08/2005
02:07

Speculation Coverage
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The silver lining to a passenger being shot by an Air Marshal in a Miami airport is that the 24-hour news networks were up and running to bring us information and context.
12/08/2005
00:16

Moment of Zen - Don't Know Much
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Fox News reports on not knowing what to report about the shooting in a Miami airport.
12/08/2005
00:14

Daily/Colbert - Goodness
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Jon Stewart quickly checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
12/08/2005
05:25

Ken Auletta
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Ken Auletta notes that when you criticize journalists they tend to complain and wail.
12/08/2005
00:45

Moment of Zen - Bill Clarey
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With a heavy heart, Jon delivers Bill Clarey's Moment of Zen.
12/13/2005
03:23

Gaywatch - Elton John
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Elton John gets married in Britain, though Jon still finds his duck suit more newsworthy.
12/13/2005
04:03

Christmas with the Kranks
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Bill O'Reilly campaigns against the secularization of Christmas by putting those who wish 'Happy Holidays' on the naughty list.
12/13/2005
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