Crank Yankers

Self-Love Enforcer

Season 5 E 20 • 06/04/2020

Life coach Punkie Johnson calls a holistic wellness center looking for a job that will allow her to practice an aggressive kind of self-care.

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02:39

He's Not Texting Me Back
Crank YankersS5 E11

Nikki Glaser calls her cell phone service provider to troubleshoot a "glitch" that's causing a communication breakdown.
04/02/2020
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03:03

Niles' Load
Crank YankersS5 E11

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri) seeks a laundromat that can handle his messy load.
04/02/2020
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03:11

Ariana Grande Rapids
Crank YankersS5 E12

Celebrity assistant Terrence (Jimmy Kimmel) arranges a rafting excursion for Ariana Grande.
04/09/2020
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02:51

Bad Moustache
Crank YankersS5 E513

Brain Posehn calls a costume store to blame their merchandise for his failed job interview.
04/16/2020
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02:53

Parks and Wiccan Rituals
Crank YankersS5 E14

Aubrey Plaza calls a park ranger to learn about the park's rules vis-a-vis Wiccan rituals.
04/23/2020
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03:16

Hadassah Learns About Volunteering
Crank YankersS5 E15

Hadassah calls to volunteer for an outdoor organization, but it quickly becomes apparent that she fundamentally misunderstands the nature of volunteering.
04/30/2020
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02:39

Niles Is Internet Famous
Crank YankersS5 E516

Niles Standish (Tony Barieri) tries to take his internet fame to the next level by getting a new camera setup to livestream his tickle fights with his twin brother Giles.
05/07/2020
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02:59

Public Breakup
Crank YankersS5 E517

Iliza Shlesinger conspires with a restaurant hostess to plan a humiliating public breakup.
05/14/2020
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03:15

Terrence FaceTimes a Foreskin Facialist
Crank YankersS5 E18

Celebrity assistant Terrence (Jimmy Kimmel) helps Kanye West arrange a special skin treatment for his wife, Kim Kardashian.
05/21/2020
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03:23

Wine O'Clock
Crank YankersS5 E19

Heidi Gardner calls a vineyard to try and make her novelty clock more accurate.
05/28/2020
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02:42

Self-Love Enforcer
Crank YankersS5 E20

Life coach Punkie Johnson calls a holistic wellness center looking for a job that will allow her to practice an aggressive kind of self-care.
06/04/2020
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00:54

Desus & Mero Recruit a New Choo-Choo Crew Member
Crank YankersS6 E1

Desus & Mero try to build solidarity with a fellow model train proprietor.
05/12/2021
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04:05

Annie Murphy Gets Tangled Up
Crank YankersS6 E1

Annie Murphy seeks help getting untangled from her at-home aerial yoga setup.
05/12/2021
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03:43

Jennifer Lopez Goes Hat Shopping
Crank YankersS6 E2

Jennifer Lopez (Melissa Villasenor) looks for a very particular kind of hat.
05/14/2021
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00:48

Trixie Mattel Finds an Uplifting Voice
Crank YankersS6 E2

To stroke her short boyfriend's ego, Trixie Mattel encourages the salesman at a big and tall store to modify his voice.
05/14/2021
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00:57

J. B. Smoove's Critical Muffin Shipment
Crank YankersS6 E3

A driver (J. B. Smoove) calls a store to let them know they have an urgent delivery of 12,000 incoming.
05/21/2021
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01:00

Gladys's Self-Acupuncture
Crank YankersS6 E4

Gladys (Wanda Sykes) needs help undoing her at-home acupuncture.
05/28/2021
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04:48

A Hippo for Hailey
Crank YankersS6 E4

Celebrity assistant Terrence (Jimmy Kimmel) tries to help Justin Bieber buy a hippopotamus for his wife, Hailey Bieber.
05/28/2021
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04:01

Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim Cash In
Crank YankersS6 E5

Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim enlist help as they try to make money off their dying uncle.
06/08/2021
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00:30

Natasha Leggero Calls a Lost and Found
Crank YankersS6 E5

After a hockey game gone wrong, Natasha Leggero is in search of a lost Brad Garrett autograph.
06/08/2021
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01:01

A Nursing Home Aide Tries to Fulfill a Veteran's Last Wish
Crank YankersS6 E6

While working at a nursing home, an aide calls a fireworks store with a bucket list request for a thrill-seeking veteran.
06/11/2021
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