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Daniel Bergner
Season 9 • 06/11/2013
Daniel Bergner shares his book, "What Do Women Want?: Adventures in the Science of Female Desire."
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03:05
The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week - Turkey - Omer Taspinar
The Colbert Report
S9
Professor Omer Taspinar predicts further polarization between Turkey's conservative religious masses and its liberal upper class.
06/10/2013
04:50
Edward Snowden's NSA Leaks
The Colbert Report
S9
The NSA says it cannot intentionally target U.S. citizens -- just like how a handheld massager is for neck cramps and cannot be used to intentionally target anywhere else.
06/10/2013
00:07
Sign Off - The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week Booth
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen signs off in the Sabra hummus booth.
06/10/2013
04:20
The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week - Turkey
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen practices a time-honored editorial process, and Turkish protestors target Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
06/10/2013
03:13
Cold War Update - Nuclear Launch Careers
The Colbert Report
S9
Instead of feeling honored by their monumental duty, nuclear launch crews complain about being stuck in dead-end careers.
06/10/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen signs off with a jazzy wave.
06/11/2013
02:45
Chewbacca's TSA Encounter
The Colbert Report
S9
The TSA finally joins the Empire in their fight against the Rebel Alliance by detaining Star Wars actor Peter Mayhew.
06/11/2013
03:21
PRISM Surveillance Program - Jeffrey Rosen
The Colbert Report
S9
The National Constitution Center's Jeffrey Rosen stands by the Fourth Amendment, which says the government cannot perform general data searches on an ongoing basis.
06/11/2013
00:42
Intro - 6/11/13
The Colbert Report
S9
The NSA spies on Americans, the TSA cracks down during travel season, and Daniel Bergner claims women's sexual desire matches men's.
06/11/2013
08:08
PRISM Surveillance Program
The Colbert Report
S9
Conservatives applaud Obama for imitating George W. Bush, and The Guardian wants a Pulitzer for printing Edward Snowden's NSA revelations.
06/11/2013
05:42
Daniel Bergner
The Colbert Report
S9
"What Do Women Want?" author Daniel Bergner explains that women may be just as promiscuous as men.
06/11/2013
06:12
Stephen Colbert's Tribute to Having Paul McCartney on His Show
The Colbert Report
S9
The most successful songwriter of all time, Sir Paul McCartney, agrees to do an hour-long show with six performances.
06/12/2013
03:25
NSA Scandal Developments
The Colbert Report
S9
Edward Snowden gets fired, the government picks through yottabytes of data, and PRISM officials calculate a target's "foreignness."
06/12/2013
12:03
Paul McCartney
The Colbert Report
S9
Paul McCartney discusses the reissue of "Wings Over America," recalls recording "Band on the Run" in Nigeria and debates the pronunciation of "schedule."
06/12/2013
04:11
NYC Bike Share
The Colbert Report
S9
The Wall Street Journal's Dorothy Rabinowitz speaks out against Michael Bloomberg's pedal-powered plague.
06/12/2013
03:29
Remembering Lorna Colbert
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen tells the Colbert Nation a little bit about his mother, Lorna Colbert, who died at age 92.
06/19/2013
04:49
The Postal Service
The Colbert Report
S9
Jimmy Tamborello, Ben Gibbard and Jenny Lewis celebrate the 10th anniversary of their album, "Give Up."
06/19/2013
04:24
Tip/Wag - Wall Street & North Carolina
The Colbert Report
S9
Wall Street invests in house flipping to create America's second massive housing bubble, and North Carolina goes after public road freeloaders.
06/19/2013
04:03
Cap'n Crunch Scandal
The Colbert Report
S9
If Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch is lying about his U.S. naval rank, what else is he lying about?
06/19/2013
00:10
Sign Off - Stage Fall
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen fake faints like his late mother taught him.
06/19/2013
03:56
Iran's Presidential Election
The Colbert Report
S9
Iran elects a moderate -- which means, instead of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calling for Israelis to be driven into the sea, they'll be nudged into a lake.
06/20/2013
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