The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Obama's Timer Runs Out
Season 7 E 57 • 05/02/2011

Stephen has given President Obama enough credit for Osama bin Laden's death.

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The Colbert ReportS7 E56
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Homeland Security Eliminates Color-Coded Terror Alert System

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The Colbert ReportS7 E56
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Stephen perfectly reproduces his set in London, complete with fog off the Thames, a Manchester United fan and an authentic cockney character.
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The Colbert ReportS7 E57
Francis Fukuyama

Francis Fukuyama believes Osama bin Laden's death weakens the argument for American troops staying in Afghanistan.
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The Colbert ReportS7 E57
Relations With Pakistan - Richard Haass

Richard Haass explains what Osama bin Laden's death means for America's relations with Pakistan.
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The Colbert ReportS7 E57
Intro - 5/2/11

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05/02/2011
05:21

The Colbert ReportS7 E57
Long-Awaited "We Got Bin Laden" Party

As much as it pains Stephen to say it, Obama is the number one most Bin Laden killing president in American history.
05/02/2011
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The Colbert ReportS7 E57
Carefree Pre-9/11 World

Before Osama bin Laden came along, it was possible to get on a plane with an adult-sized bottle of shampoo.
05/02/2011
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The Colbert ReportS7 E57
Sign Off - Obama's Timer Runs Out

Stephen has given President Obama enough credit for Osama bin Laden's death.
05/02/2011
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Intro - 5/3/11

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The Colbert ReportS7 E58
Sign Off - Special Kiss

Before Stephen goes, he sends a special kiss for somebody out there.
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Rex Ryan

It would take real courage for Rex Ryan to announce that the New York Jets will be the first team to play touch football.
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The Colbert ReportS7 E58
Osama bin Laden Is Still Dead

The secret members of SEAL Team Six grab Osama bin Laden and his thumb drives.
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Journalistic Grintegrity

Fox News makes a breakthrough in the field of reporting grim news while being delighted it will hurt President Obama's approval rating.
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The Colbert ReportS7 E58
Obama Takes Credit for Bin Laden's Assassination

Barack Obama is so desperate for a bump in the polls that he takes the easy road of killing the world's most wanted man.
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Terrorists: They're Just Like Us!

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The Colbert ReportS7 E59
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Stephen Searches for Shared Bathroom Key

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
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