The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Pranab Mukherjee, Brazilian Scientists, Sonia Sotomayor
Season 9 • 11/13/2012
India bans Diwali festival fireworks, and Sonia Sotomayor suggests female careers on Sesame Street.
The Colbert ReportS9 Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa's Pipe
Anti-smoking activist Pamela McColl edits out two verses in "T'was the Night Before Christmas," but Santa needs his vice to unwind.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Karl Rove & Jon Stewart
Billionaires go after Karl Rove's thumbs, while anonymous, scary Colbert Super PAC SHH! donors trace Jon Stewart and Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ken Burns
The famous filmmaker talks about the Dust Bowl's devastation and the 1989 Central Park jogger case involving five innocent teens.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Secret Second 501c4 - Trevor Potter
Stephen learns how to give Colbert Super PAC money to himself and thereby hide it forever from all eyes and use it in a way that he wishes.
The Colbert ReportS9 David Petraeus's "All In" Affair
CIA Director David Petraeus has an improper relationship with his biographer, which puts every biographer and subject, including Lincoln, under suspicion.
The Colbert ReportS9 2072: Race to the White Orb
The 2016 presidential election is really pre-heating up, but America needs to know the favorites for 2020 and 2072.
The Colbert ReportS9 Newt Gingrich Pt. 1
The former presidential candidate explores historical fiction, George Washington's leadership and America's future moon base.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/13/12
Government officials become role models, and former Speaker Newt Gingrich discusses his novel, "Victory at Yorktown."
The Colbert ReportS9 Newt Gingrich Pt. 2
The former House Speaker discusses Mitt Romney's campaign, the Latino vote and the dangers of Super PACs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Pranab Mukherjee, Brazilian Scientists, Sonia Sotomayor
The Hindu festival of lights follows liberal orders, Brazil researchers cure erectile dysfunction in rats, and Justice Sonia Sotomayor knocks princesses.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tony Kushner Pt. 1
Pulitzer Prize winner Tony Kushner describes how "Lincoln" is a bit like a state basketball tournament movie.
The Colbert ReportS9 High-Frequency Trading
Much like Maroon 5, computer traders make money just by churning out the same formula over and over again.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tony Kushner Pt. 2
Tony Kushner introduces a clip from "Lincoln" and explains how Barack Obama and Abraham Lincoln are similar.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/14/12
Technology revolutionizes Wall Street, and "Lincoln" scriptwriter Tony Kushner joins Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 High-Frequency Trading - Christopher Steiner
The journalist examines the Flash Crash of 2010, nanosecond trading, and the algorithms behind Wall Street.
The Colbert ReportS9 Who's Attacking Me Now? - Canadian Broadcasting Corporation
The maple-stream media have their mittens in a bunch over something Stephen said in "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
The Colbert ReportS9 Cheating Death - Flu-Fighting Meth
Science determines that other than brain damage, heart disease, severe weight loss, psychosis and destroying people's lives, meth is beneficial.
The Colbert ReportS9 Chris Stringer
Paleoanthropologist Chris Stringer shares his book, "Lone Survivors: How We Came to Be the Only Humans on Earth."
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