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The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/5/07
Season 3 • 03/05/2007
Substandard conditions are found at Walter Reed. Warning: that green jell-o isn't lime!
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00:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/1/07
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
03/01/2007
06:21
The Colbert Report
S3
Larry King
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
03/01/2007
03:22
The Colbert Report
S3
Jesus #1!
Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
03/01/2007
00:05
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - All the Time
This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
03/01/2007
04:08
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Bury the Lead
Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
03/01/2007
05:58
The Colbert Report
S3
Mara Vanderslice
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
03/05/2007
00:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - You Get a Pint!
Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
03/05/2007
02:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Stop the War in Congress
Members of Congress can't just look out their window to see the conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center; they have to get in a car and drive four hours.
03/05/2007
04:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Bears & Balls - Bees
The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth, so Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them.
03/05/2007
06:00
The Colbert Report
S3
Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone Dream
Stephen can't try his new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, Americone Dream, because he loves Jesus.
03/05/2007
00:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/5/07
The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
03/05/2007
03:34
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - WWJD
Dr. Gary Merrill refuses to provide treatment to people he doesn't approve of.
03/06/2007
04:29
The Colbert Report
S3
ThreatDown - Cheney's Clot
It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
03/06/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/6/07
Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
03/06/2007
06:16
The Colbert Report
S3
Mark Frauenfelder
Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
03/06/2007
03:06
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen Wins the Lottery
It's so nice to be incredibly, undeniably, unfathomably, inexpressively, securely rich.
03/06/2007
01:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Libby Verdict
It's so like the media to focus on Scooter Libby's four out of five guilty verdicts -- they always see the glass as 80% guilty.
03/06/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/7/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses the possible repealing of the U.S. military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, kicks off his coverage of the 2008 presidential election and interviews reporter Michael Spector.
03/07/2007
04:54
The Colbert Report
S3
Mega Millions
Following a rare factual error, Stephen must apologize for some things he said after finding out that he did not, in fact, win the lottery.
03/07/2007
02:37
The Colbert Report
S3
Easter Under Attack - Bunny
Walnut Creek residents are debating over whether the Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny as to include all religions.
03/07/2007
07:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Specter
New Yorker reporter Michael Specter explains how Vladimir Putin's critics have been mysteriously dying.
03/07/2007
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