The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/5/07

Season 3 • 03/05/2007

Substandard conditions are found at Walter Reed. Warning: that green jell-o isn't lime!

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The Colbert ReportS3
Intro - 3/1/07

Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
03/01/2007
06:21

The Colbert ReportS3
Larry King

Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
03/01/2007
03:22

The Colbert ReportS3
Jesus #1!

Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
03/01/2007
00:05

The Colbert ReportS3
Sign Off - All the Time

This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
03/01/2007
04:08

The Colbert ReportS3
The Word - Bury the Lead

Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
03/01/2007
05:58

The Colbert ReportS3
Mara Vanderslice

Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
03/05/2007
00:40

The Colbert ReportS3
Sign Off - You Get a Pint!

Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
03/05/2007
02:33

The Colbert ReportS3
Stop the War in Congress

Members of Congress can't just look out their window to see the conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center; they have to get in a car and drive four hours.
03/05/2007
04:29

The Colbert ReportS3
Bears & Balls - Bees

The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth, so Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them.
03/05/2007
06:00

The Colbert ReportS3
Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone Dream

Stephen can't try his new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, Americone Dream, because he loves Jesus.
03/05/2007
00:30

The Colbert ReportS3
Intro - 3/5/07

The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
03/05/2007
03:34

The Colbert ReportS3
The Word - WWJD

Dr. Gary Merrill refuses to provide treatment to people he doesn't approve of.
03/06/2007
04:29

The Colbert ReportS3
ThreatDown - Cheney's Clot

It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
03/06/2007
00:32

The Colbert ReportS3
Intro - 3/6/07

Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
03/06/2007
06:16

The Colbert ReportS3
Mark Frauenfelder

Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
03/06/2007
03:06

The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen Wins the Lottery

It's so nice to be incredibly, undeniably, unfathomably, inexpressively, securely rich.
03/06/2007
01:33

The Colbert ReportS3
Libby Verdict

It's so like the media to focus on Scooter Libby's four out of five guilty verdicts -- they always see the glass as 80% guilty.
03/06/2007
00:34

The Colbert ReportS3
Intro - 3/7/07

In this episode, Stephen discusses the possible repealing of the U.S. military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, kicks off his coverage of the 2008 presidential election and interviews reporter Michael Spector.
03/07/2007
04:54

The Colbert ReportS3
Mega Millions

Following a rare factual error, Stephen must apologize for some things he said after finding out that he did not, in fact, win the lottery.
03/07/2007
02:37

The Colbert ReportS3
Easter Under Attack - Bunny

Walnut Creek residents are debating over whether the Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny as to include all religions.
03/07/2007
07:31

The Colbert ReportS3
Michael Specter

New Yorker reporter Michael Specter explains how Vladimir Putin's critics have been mysteriously dying.
03/07/2007
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