The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/5/07
Season 3 • 03/05/2007
Substandard conditions are found at Walter Reed. Warning: that green jell-o isn't lime!
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/1/07
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
The Colbert ReportS3 Larry King
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jesus #1!
Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - All the Time
This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Bury the Lead
Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
The Colbert ReportS3 Mara Vanderslice
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - You Get a Pint!
Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
The Colbert ReportS3 Stop the War in Congress
Members of Congress can't just look out their window to see the conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center; they have to get in a car and drive four hours.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bears & Balls - Bees
The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth, so Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone Dream
Stephen can't try his new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, Americone Dream, because he loves Jesus.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/5/07
The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - WWJD
Dr. Gary Merrill refuses to provide treatment to people he doesn't approve of.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Cheney's Clot
It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/6/07
Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
The Colbert ReportS3 Mark Frauenfelder
Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen Wins the Lottery
It's so nice to be incredibly, undeniably, unfathomably, inexpressively, securely rich.
The Colbert ReportS3 Libby Verdict
It's so like the media to focus on Scooter Libby's four out of five guilty verdicts -- they always see the glass as 80% guilty.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/7/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses the possible repealing of the U.S. military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, kicks off his coverage of the 2008 presidential election and interviews reporter Michael Spector.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mega Millions
Following a rare factual error, Stephen must apologize for some things he said after finding out that he did not, in fact, win the lottery.
The Colbert ReportS3 Easter Under Attack - Bunny
Walnut Creek residents are debating over whether the Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny as to include all religions.
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