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Sherman Alexie
Season 5 • 12/01/2009
Sherman Alexie refuses to make his books available on any digital format.
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00:33
Amateur Hour at the White House
The Colbert Report
S5
Joe Biden crashes President Obama's state dinner to get on "The Real Housewives of Delaware."
11/30/2009
05:39
Cevin Soling
The Colbert Report
S5
Cevin Soling says public schools have been transformed into prisons because of an overdependence on security.
11/30/2009
06:39
Something Is Melting in Denmark - Dan Esty
The Colbert Report
S5
Dan Esty believes President Obama will bring a change in spirit to the United Nations Climate Change Conference.
11/30/2009
06:27
Better Know a Lobby - Ploughshares Fund
The Colbert Report
S5
Joseph Cirincione plays "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" with Iran, Pakistan and North Korea.
11/30/2009
00:03
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for the show, everybody.
11/30/2009
06:00
Gold, Frankincense and Mars - Guy Consolmagno
The Colbert Report
S5
Brother Guy Consolmagno explains why the Vatican accepts the possibility of alien life.
12/01/2009
04:22
Better Know a Made-Up District - Connecticut's 42nd
The Colbert Report
S5
Connecticut's 42nd District is located in the middle of the River Styx and is represented by Brad Pitt's character from "Fight Club."
12/01/2009
00:04
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for The Report, everybody.
12/01/2009
00:34
Intro - 12/1/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The Catholic Church searches for life on other planets, and Sherman Alexie discusses his book, "War Dances."
12/01/2009
02:53
U.S. Army Chain of Command
The Colbert Report
S5
By sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan, President Obama must be unfamiliar with the chain of command.
12/01/2009
06:09
Sherman Alexie
The Colbert Report
S5
Sherman Alexie criticizes digital technology for taking away the local celebration and appreciation of books.
12/01/2009
06:39
Deployment Figures
The Colbert Report
S5
President Obama's speech to send 30,000 troops to Afghanistan was missing passion and a certain word.
12/02/2009
06:53
Cheating Death - R.J. Reynolds, Genzyme & Bionic Bottom
The Colbert Report
S5
R.J. Reynolds hopes to make money off of quit-smoking aids, Genzyme pills contain trash, and a man regulates his bowel movements via remote control.
12/02/2009
00:34
Intro - 12/2/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Barack Obama sends 30,000 troops into Afghanistan, and Craig Watkins overturns old convictions with DNA evidence.
12/02/2009
06:11
Craig Watkins
The Colbert Report
S5
Craig Watkins tries to bring back credibility to the criminal justice system by overturning wrongful convictions.
12/02/2009
00:03
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for the show, everybody.
12/02/2009
00:31
Intro - 12/3/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Tiger Woods says he's sorry, Stephen has Olympic fever, and Janet Napolitano isn't securing the homeland.
12/03/2009
02:34
Tiger's Tale
The Colbert Report
S5
Tiger Woods didn't realize that cheating is a sacred institution between one man, one woman and one other woman.
12/03/2009
05:26
Skate Expectations - Skeleton Team Tryouts - Zach Lund
The Colbert Report
S5
Zach Lund gives Stephen the history of skeleton racing before helping him try out for the Olympic team.
12/03/2009
06:04
Janet Napolitano
The Colbert Report
S5
Janet Napolitano discusses America's border security and explains why she doesn't believe in the color-coded terror alert level.
12/03/2009
00:25
Sign Off - Welcome Sean Julien
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen welcomes the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Sean Julien.
12/03/2009
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