The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E157Other News - Beaten Census
The census-taker who was pushed down a flight of stairs was unhurt, but the resident who pushed him was hurt -- because now his voice will not be counted.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E157Minor - Southern Discomfort
The proliferation of Chuck E. Cheese's, Wal-Marts and the like are pushing Civil War re-enactors out of their natural habitats.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E157Moment of Zen - Census Rap
Baltimore, MD, census bureau records a rap song to promote polling.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E157Made-Up Mars
Vance DeGeneres has one word to describe NASA's discovery of water on Mars: made-up.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E158Cheri Oteri
Cheri Oteri discusses her new movie, "Scary Movie," and why the characters with big boobs are always the first to die in horror film.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E158Recap - 6/26/00
Jon recaps tonight's top stories: John Rocker taking the New York subway, the Philip Morris-Nabisco merger and Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E158This Just In - Train Dead
Atlanta Braves reliever John Rocker attempts to ride the New York City subway after making disparaging remarks about the city in Sports Illustrated.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E158Stand by Your Fan
Mo Rocca investigates one Nashville woman's dubious claim that she is country music's number one fan.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E158Headlines - Gridirony
The Daily Show obtains an exclusive tape of Dennis Miller's audition for "Monday Night Football."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E158Moment of Zen - Monday Night Football
A clip from Dennis Miller's Monday Night Football audition tape.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E158Headlines - Merge Overkill
Philip Morris and Nabisco merge. Finally the technology to make cigarettes stay crispy in milk.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E159Draft Time
One more time, Jon Stewart is stating his eligibility for the NBA draft.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E159Headlines - Jimi Shelter
It wouldn't be the opening of a rock and roll museum without Microsoft billionaire co-founder Paul Allen there to kick things off.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E159This Just In - Toast of the Town
Global warming threatens New York, the heat is on, and more to the point, its on the streets.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E159Ad Nauseam - Beer Commercials
A real Canadian is not some deranged Canuck with no accent who's screaming about what kind of boots his Prime Minister wears.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E159Headlines - Map Quest
Mapping the human genome doesn't compare with Big Mouth Billy Bass the singing fish
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E159Moment of Zen - Big Mouth Billy Bass
Big Mouth Billy Bass sings "Take Me to the River."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E159Jeff Probst
Jeff Probst got, what his doctor called, "a squirty bottom" when he first arrived on the "Survivor" island.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E159Movie Protests
"The Patriot" has the British grinding their soft, brown teeth and advocates of the mentally ill are pissing all over the parade of pratfalls in "Me, Myself, and Irene."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E160Back in Black - Useless Stuff
The most psychotic technological achievement of this century is the subway system in the earthquake capital of the world, Los Angeles.