The Colbert Report

Sign Off - DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz

Season 7 • 02/01/2011

Stephen reads the DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz box.

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02:53

The Colbert ReportS7
Mubarak, Mu Problems

The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
01/31/2011
03:03

The Colbert ReportS7
Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry Hat

Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
01/31/2011
00:06

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Kim Jong-bear

Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
01/31/2011
05:12

The Colbert ReportS7
Paul Offit

Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health.
01/31/2011
00:32

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Intro - 1/31/11

Egypt is burning, there's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit talks about the importance of vaccines.
01/31/2011
03:10

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Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run Again

Hosni Mubarak is out, but Sean Hannity knows that the Egyptian uprising won't necessarily end in democracy.
02/01/2011
04:31

The Colbert ReportS7
Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie Dach

Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
02/01/2011
02:52

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Thought for Food - Nestle Corporation

Thanks to the Nestle Corporation, nearly a third of Americans will never get the chance to be obese.
02/01/2011
05:52

The Colbert ReportS7
Michael Lewis

Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves.
02/01/2011
04:11

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Thought for Food - Wyngz & Wal-Mart

DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity.
02/01/2011
00:06

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz

Stephen signs off with a DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz box.
02/01/2011
00:29

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Intro - 2/2/11

America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Kelly has a new book about classic literature.
02/02/2011
05:09

The Colbert ReportS7
Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats Beer

A British actor is cast as the next Superman, and Walgreens offers a discount beer for 50 cents a can.
02/02/2011
03:29

The Colbert ReportS7
Crisis in Egypt

Christiane Aman-purr must decide whether Egypt's revolution is a democratic uprising or an Islamic power grab.
02/02/2011
00:07

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Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr & Big Flats Beer

Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr and a can of Big Flats beer.
02/02/2011
06:47

The Colbert ReportS7
Sean Dorrance Kelly

Sean Dorrance Kelly believes that we've lost the notion of what's sacred in our existence.
02/02/2011
02:22

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Bing Gets Served

The tech world is rocked as Google catches Bing in the act of copying its search results.
02/02/2011
01:53

The Colbert ReportS7
Cairo Turns Into the Jersey Shore

Cairo turns into the "Jersey Shore" as pro-Mubarak supporters punch Anderson Cooper in the head.
02/02/2011
03:27

The Colbert ReportS7
Sport Report - Super Bowl Edition

Stephen will not be satisfied unless the Reagan tribute at the Super Bowl takes up the full halftime show and the third quarter.
02/03/2011
00:34

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Intro - 2/3/11

Stephen has a strong feeling about which two teams are going to play in the Super Bowl and talks to Jane McGonigal about video games.
02/03/2011
05:54

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Crisis in Egypt - Anderson Cooper & Bill O'Reilly

The Egyptian people ask Anderson Cooper to step down, and Bill O'Reilly believes God is the answer to everything.
02/03/2011
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