The Colbert Report
Pope's Resignation & Papal Speculatron 7500
Season 9 • 02/11/2013
Pope Benedict XVI steps down, and Chris Matthews calls finding the next pope a "horse race."
The Colbert ReportS9 Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature - Stacey Campfield
Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield goes after sexuality in schools and the freeloadiest of all American freeloaders.
The Colbert ReportS9 Winter Storm Nemo
People in the Northeast prepare for a historic blizzard by salting their driveways, meats and loved ones.
The Colbert ReportS9 Benh Zeitlin
The Oscar-nominated director discusses his film collective, Court 13, and Louisiana communities that sit on the wrong side of the levee.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 2/7/13
A new plan helps students succeed in school, social media enjoys a breakthrough, and director Benh Zeitlin talks about his Oscar-nominated film.
The Colbert ReportS9 "Bang with Friends" App
What happened to the old days of wooing someone by waiting for last call and shambling into a cab with any nonresistant warm body?
The Colbert ReportS9 Bush Family Email Hack
Hackers have no right to spread George W. Bush's personal information all over the Internet -- that's Facebook's job.
The Colbert ReportS9 Pope's Resignation & Papal Speculatron 7500 - James Martin
Father Jim Martin explains the papal election process, ex-pope etiquette and the unlikelihood of getting an American pope.
The Colbert ReportS9 Garry Wills
Gary Willis, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author, talks about transubstantiation, Catholic priesthood and all the trouble that comes from the book of Hebrews.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Why Priests?"
Stephen dips into Garry Wills's book, "Why Priests?: A Failed Tradition."
The Colbert ReportS9 Pope's Resignation & Papal Speculatron 7500
Pope Benedict XVI considers a greeter job at Walmart, and early pope race favorites include candidates from Canada, Italy, Ghana and America.
The Colbert ReportS9 RNC Autopsy
Republicans hold a conference to assess election losses, but RNC Chair Reince Priebus thinks the GOP just needs to smile more.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 2/12/13
Republicans take sides, Hollywood tackles gun safety, and The Oxford American's Roger Hodge stops by The Report.
The Colbert ReportS9 Arizona's Gun Posse
Volunteer school guards perform weapons drills with Steven Seagal, but history proves that many have already had extensive experience with police.
The Colbert ReportS9 Roger Hodge
Roger Hodge talks about his quarterly, The Oxford American, slow-smoked pig and the music of Louisiana.
The Colbert ReportS9 Conservative Victory Project
The Tea Party isn't going to take Karl Rove's Stab-You-in-the-Back Super PAC lying down; they will charge ahead with even more conservative positions.
The Colbert ReportS9 Dave Grohl
Dave Grohl talks about Nirvana, L.A.'s legendary Sound City Studios and his touring super group, the Sound City Players.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's State of the Union
President Fidel Handout raises the federal minimum wage to nine dollars an hour, but he says nothing about raising the maximum wage.
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