The Colbert Report
Mitt Romney's Sliding Poll Numbers
Season 8 • 09/27/2012
Barack Obama crushes Mitt in three swing-state polls, so Mitt focuses on pretty clouds.
Jim HoltThe Colbert ReportS8
Philosopher Jim Holt tries to solve the mystery of the universe without involving God or scientific laws.
40 Days to Save AmericaThe Colbert ReportS8
Pastor Rick Scarborough's prayer projects seem to work on natural disasters, which is a perfect match for the Romney campaign.
Sign Off - Turkish DelightThe Colbert ReportS8
Tender rosewater candies entice Stephen.
Yom Kippur & AporkalypseThe Colbert ReportS8
Yom Kippur comes to a close, and bacon lovers will die much later than they thought thanks to reduced salt and nitrates in their diets.
Intro - 9/26/12The Colbert ReportS8
The presidential race hinges on prayer, Barack Obama makes America less safe, and author Jim Holt asks why the world exists.
"Skewed" Presidential PollsThe Colbert ReportS8
One conservative blogger reaches the scientific conclusion that President Obama's poll leads just don't look right.
Sign Off - "America Again"The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen browses his book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
Vince Gilligan Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS8
"Breaking Bad" mastermind Vince Gilligan spends all of his time making the wrong moral choices for Bryan Cranston's character.
Vince Gilligan Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS8
"Breaking Bad" executive producer Vince Gilligan talks about meth street names and human nature.
"America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't"The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen publicizes his latest book, which contains the red, white and blueprint to rebuild America's greatness.
Mitt Romney's Sliding Poll NumbersThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney shouldn't worry about the election because Obama could still make a gaffe, Mitt could win the debates or God could send a flood to destroy all mankind.
The Word - Supply ChainedThe Colbert ReportS9
Cheap prison labor leaves small manufacturers and unemployed Americans in the dust, but who else can make a toothbrush and a lunch tray into a crossbow?
Ben Folds FiveThe Colbert ReportS9
Alternative rock trio Ben Folds Five says that their band name was supposed to be comical, but even their manager didn't think it wasn't funny.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's UN EntourageThe Colbert ReportS9
America will never cripple Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's regime now that Costco has given his associates unfettered access to Family Pack technology.
Mitt Romney's Tax Plan MathThe Colbert ReportS9
The math behind how Romney can give everyone a 20% tax cut without bankrupting the government is way too advanced for regular folks to grasp.
"America Again" ReleaseThe Colbert ReportS9
"America Again" lays out bold action steps that average Americans can take to reclaim the country's greatness, starting with "buy this book."
Pulpit Freedom Sunday - Jim GarlowThe Colbert ReportS9
Dr. Jim Garlow prepares for the fifth Pulpit Freedom Sunday and hopes the IRS will finally take him to court over it.
Debate Hype & Mitt's StrategyThe Colbert ReportS9
Reporters exaggerate the importance of the first debate, and Mitt prepares one-liners for his silver-tongued opponent.
Sign Off - "America Again" ReleaseThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen always has his nose and 3D glasses in a book.
Pulpit Freedom SundayThe Colbert ReportS9
Pulpit Freedom Sunday brings together the thrill of lengthy sermons and the excitement of IRS tax policy.
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