The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Brood II Cicadas, Sexcereal & GOP Internet Memes
Season 9 • 04/16/2013
The East Coast prepares for bug-pocalypse, and the NRCC takes inspiration from BuzzFeed.
NASA LassoThe Colbert ReportS9
Rope is the most advanced technology NASA can afford to fight Earth's space enemies.
America's Pot-astrophe - Nick GillespieThe Colbert ReportS9
Reason.com's editor-in-chief discusses the war on drugs, "Reefer Madness" and drug sentencing reform.
Cass SunsteinThe Colbert ReportS9
Obama's former Regulatory Affairs Administrator describes government health and safety nudges, like the USDA's "MyPlate."
Times Square Mascots BanThe Colbert ReportS9
A Cookie Monster mascot shoves a toddler to the ground in New York City, so big government butts in with fun-stomping regulations.
America's Pot-astropheThe Colbert ReportS9
Stoners will soon demand the civil right to marry their Mary Jane, and Republicans surrender their values for the youth vote.
Intro - 4/16/13The Colbert ReportS9
What the Boston Marathon terrorists really don't get is that they attacked an unshakable group of people who run 26 miles until their nipples are raw on their day off.
Rollie EggmasterThe Colbert ReportS9
One product provides an answer to the question, "How can I make my breakfast fit more snugly into my colon?"
Caroline KennedyThe Colbert ReportS9
"Poems to Learn by Heart" author Caroline Kennedy encourages people to steal her book with their minds.
Tip/Wag - Brood II Cicadas, Sexcereal & GOP Internet MemesThe Colbert ReportS9
Scientists predict a plague, Canada makes the world's most passionate cereal, and the NRCC redesigns its website.
Ricin Letters & Boston Bombing SuspectsThe Colbert ReportS9
Someone tries to poison Obama, and a major breakthrough occurs in the reporting of all the things people don't know yet about the Boston bombings.
Bitcoin Plunge - Adam DavidsonThe Colbert ReportS9
The host of NPR's "Planet Money" describes what shady people do with bitcoins.
Alan CummingThe Colbert ReportS9
Alan Cumming discusses Broadway's production of "Macbeth," set in a psychiatric unit.
"Accidental Racist" SongThe Colbert ReportS9
Brad Paisley is so committed to kick starting a dialogue between blacks and whites that he starts one mid-song with LL Cool J.
Gun Control BlockThe Colbert ReportS9
Thanks to a Senate minority, Americans no longer have to live in fear of some maniac coming after those they love with a background check bill.
Richard EngelThe Colbert ReportS9
NBC's chief foreign correspondent talks about visiting South Korea, traveling back in time in North Korea, and being taken hostage in Syria.
Boston Marathon "Bag Men"The Colbert ReportS9
Concrete information about the terror attacks in Boston has been slow in coming, but the New York Post doesn't let lack of facts get in the way of reporting them.
The Bucket Maiden VoyageThe Colbert ReportS9
A game-changing innovation allows Stephen to interact with the unwashed masses in Times Square.
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