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Tobacco Load
Season 7 • 05/13/2003
The U.S. tells the World Health Organization it will not sign a treaty to curb global tobacco use.
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00:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Intro - Doctor Germ and Mrs. Anthrax
Iraqi bio-weapons experts Doctor Germ and Mrs. Anthrax are apprehended, causing children to rejoice throughout the world.
05/12/2003
02:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Dick Cheney for Vice President
Dick Cheney has announced that he will be George W. Bush's running mate in the upcoming 2004 election.
05/12/2003
02:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - The Worst of Times
The New York Times admits that reporter Jason Blair "regularly fabricated quotes and filed stories from places he'd never visited."
05/12/2003
00:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Homeland Security
Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels states in a speech that homeland security begins at home.
05/13/2003
02:01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Stress Rehearsal
America practices for its next non-specific threat with a five-day Homeland Security drill.
05/13/2003
03:02
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Austin Powerless
Democrats from the Texas House of Representatives bolt for the Oklahoma state line to prevent a vote that would redraw voting districts.
05/13/2003
01:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Don't Fear the Reefer
American officials fear Canada's new tolerance will lead to more smuggling and organized crime.
05/13/2003
02:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Democrats on the Lam
Rob Corddry explains that the Texas democrats are trying to conduct the people's business while subsisting only on the contents of their mini-bars.
05/13/2003
01:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Seattle Terror Drill
Ed Helms explains the simulated Seattle bombing is an event that would have been seared into our national consciousness.
05/13/2003
06:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Josh Jackson
Josh Jackson talks to Jon about how he was arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at a hockey game.
05/13/2003
01:02
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Tobacco Load
America will only sign the World Health Organization's anti-tobacco treaty if a clause is added allowing it to opt out of any part of the treaty at any time.
05/13/2003
01:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Austin Powerless
Texas Republicans demonstrate the adult approach to politics by playing catch and making funny cards.
05/14/2003
01:22
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Chief Petty Officer
President Bush continues to broaden the divide between the U.S. and France by choosing not to stay in France when he visits France.
05/14/2003
00:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Republican Chicken
Republican protestors take the high road in Texas redistricting struggle.
05/14/2003
03:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Digital Watch - Identity Theft
Ed Helms wants to make sure that the only person calling Anal Zoo is you.
05/14/2003
07:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Diane Ravitch
Diane Ravitch makes Jon's brain hurt with all the nonsensical standards in practice in the modern American education.
05/14/2003
04:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Full Metal Junket
Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
05/14/2003
01:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Intro - Couch Potatoes
Jon guesses his audience is the 25% of Americans who get no exercise whatsoever.
05/15/2003
00:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Opening Bell
South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun keeps his hand on the Opening Bell.
05/15/2003
07:51
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Michael Kinsley
Michael Kinsley talks to Jon about getting fooled by the fake article on monkey fishing.
05/15/2003
03:39
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Come On! - Sun
Rob Corddry believes man has improved on everything the Sun does.
05/15/2003
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