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Season 8 • 09/20/2012

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04:10

Mitt Romney's & Barack Obama's Secret Videos
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Conservatives denounce Mitt Romney for his secret fundraising video, while Fox News boasts 14-year-old secret footage of President Obama.
09/19/2012
05:15

The Word - Ask Not
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Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney articulates a positive, forward-looking vision of what he wouldn't have done in the past.
09/19/2012
00:35

Intro - 9/19/12
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The Romney campaign unveils its new strategy, revelations surface about the life of Jesus, and world-renowned violinist Itzhak Perlman sits down with Stephen.
09/19/2012
02:42

Wife of Jesus
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Before he had a wife, Jesus was a party animal always turning water into wine and hanging out with prostitutes.
09/19/2012
04:15

Itzhak Perlman
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Acclaimed violinist Itzhak Perlman shares his early fascination with classical music and questions the Colbert Bump.
09/19/2012
05:10

Errol Morris
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Award-winning documentarian Errol Morris discusses the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case, the modern court system and his interview machine, the Interrotron.
09/20/2012
05:19

Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach
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Republicans need to produce more angry white guys if they are going to stay in business, and Mitt Romney encourages self-deportation.
09/20/2012
03:23

Vladimir Putin's Crane Flight
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Vladimir Putin's realistic crane costume will remind Russian citizens that any animal could secretly be Putin in disguise.
09/20/2012
03:31

Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach - Esteban Colberto
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Social conservative Esteban Colberto feels empowered knowing that he can throw himself out of America by his own bootstraps.
09/20/2012
03:30

Alpha Dog of the Week - Cecilia Gimenez
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Amateur restoration artist Cecilia Gimenez turns a naturalistic portrait of the Son of God into a dough-faced homunculus.
09/20/2012
00:06

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Stephen uses his Errol Morris-inspired interview machine.
09/20/2012
04:06

Sport Report - NFL Referee Lockout - Replacement Refs & Ratings
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NFL fans criticize stand-in referees, but the greatest worst calls in football history are actually good for business.
09/25/2012
00:10

Sign Off - "America Again"
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Stephen reads his book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
09/25/2012
00:41

Intro - 9/25/12
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The polls disfavor Mitt Romney, the NFL combats outrage, and Claressa Shields is the first female boxer to nab Olympic gold.
09/25/2012
02:38

Mitt Romney's Airplane Window Gaffe
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Just as Kennedy challenged America to put a man on the moon, Mitt Romney challenges manufacturers to put power windows on planes.
09/25/2012
04:06

"Rolling Calamity" Campaign & "America Again" Preview
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Peggy Noonan calls the Romney campaign a "rolling calamity," and Stephen mails Mitt his new book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
09/25/2012
02:25

National Journal Poll
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Since the Romney campaign is only on its third reboot, conservatives shouldn't worry about Mitt's negative poll numbers.
09/25/2012
05:37

Claressa Shields
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American boxer Claressa Shields talks about the London Olympics, weight classes and Stephen's punchable head.
09/25/2012
06:42

Obama's Ottoman Empire
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The bacon shortage is an Islamic conspiracy, and President Obama's disloyalty to murderous dictators means another Turkish Empire.
09/26/2012
05:45

Jim Holt
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Philosopher Jim Holt tries to solve the mystery of the universe without involving God or scientific laws.
09/26/2012
05:07

40 Days to Save America
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Pastor Rick Scarborough's prayer projects seem to work on natural disasters, which is a perfect match for the Romney campaign.
09/26/2012
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