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Season 8 • 09/20/2012
Stephen wears an iPad hot glued to a bucket.
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04:10
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's & Barack Obama's Secret Videos
Conservatives denounce Mitt Romney for his secret fundraising video, while Fox News boasts 14-year-old secret footage of President Obama.
09/19/2012
05:15
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - Ask Not
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney articulates a positive, forward-looking vision of what he wouldn't have done in the past.
09/19/2012
00:35
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 9/19/12
The Romney campaign unveils its new strategy, revelations surface about the life of Jesus, and world-renowned violinist Itzhak Perlman sits down with Stephen.
09/19/2012
02:42
The Colbert Report
S8
Wife of Jesus
Before he had a wife, Jesus was a party animal always turning water into wine and hanging out with prostitutes.
09/19/2012
04:15
The Colbert Report
S8
Itzhak Perlman
Acclaimed violinist Itzhak Perlman shares his early fascination with classical music and questions the Colbert Bump.
09/19/2012
05:10
The Colbert Report
S8
Errol Morris
Award-winning documentarian Errol Morris discusses the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case, the modern court system and his interview machine, the Interrotron.
09/20/2012
05:19
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach
Republicans need to produce more angry white guys if they are going to stay in business, and Mitt Romney encourages self-deportation.
09/20/2012
03:23
The Colbert Report
S8
Vladimir Putin's Crane Flight
Vladimir Putin's realistic crane costume will remind Russian citizens that any animal could secretly be Putin in disguise.
09/20/2012
03:31
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach - Esteban Colberto
Social conservative Esteban Colberto feels empowered knowing that he can throw himself out of America by his own bootstraps.
09/20/2012
03:30
The Colbert Report
S8
Alpha Dog of the Week - Cecilia Gimenez
Amateur restoration artist Cecilia Gimenez turns a naturalistic portrait of the Son of God into a dough-faced homunculus.
09/20/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Ask-O-Matic
Stephen uses his Errol Morris-inspired interview machine.
09/20/2012
04:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sport Report - NFL Referee Lockout - Replacement Refs & Ratings
NFL fans criticize stand-in referees, but the greatest worst calls in football history are actually good for business.
09/25/2012
00:10
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - "America Again"
Stephen reads his book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
09/25/2012
00:41
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 9/25/12
The polls disfavor Mitt Romney, the NFL combats outrage, and Claressa Shields is the first female boxer to nab Olympic gold.
09/25/2012
02:38
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's Airplane Window Gaffe
Just as Kennedy challenged America to put a man on the moon, Mitt Romney challenges manufacturers to put power windows on planes.
09/25/2012
04:06
The Colbert Report
S8
"Rolling Calamity" Campaign & "America Again" Preview
Peggy Noonan calls the Romney campaign a "rolling calamity," and Stephen mails Mitt his new book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
09/25/2012
02:25
The Colbert Report
S8
National Journal Poll
Since the Romney campaign is only on its third reboot, conservatives shouldn't worry about Mitt's negative poll numbers.
09/25/2012
05:37
The Colbert Report
S8
Claressa Shields
American boxer Claressa Shields talks about the London Olympics, weight classes and Stephen's punchable head.
09/25/2012
06:42
The Colbert Report
S8
Obama's Ottoman Empire
The bacon shortage is an Islamic conspiracy, and President Obama's disloyalty to murderous dictators means another Turkish Empire.
09/26/2012
05:45
The Colbert Report
S8
Jim Holt
Philosopher Jim Holt tries to solve the mystery of the universe without involving God or scientific laws.
09/26/2012
05:07
The Colbert Report
S8
40 Days to Save America
Pastor Rick Scarborough's prayer projects seem to work on natural disasters, which is a perfect match for the Romney campaign.
09/26/2012
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