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Season 8 • 09/20/2012
Stephen wears an iPad hot glued to a bucket.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's & Barack Obama's Secret Videos
Conservatives denounce Mitt Romney for his secret fundraising video, while Fox News boasts 14-year-old secret footage of President Obama.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Ask Not
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney articulates a positive, forward-looking vision of what he wouldn't have done in the past.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 9/19/12
The Romney campaign unveils its new strategy, revelations surface about the life of Jesus, and world-renowned violinist Itzhak Perlman sits down with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS8 Wife of Jesus
Before he had a wife, Jesus was a party animal always turning water into wine and hanging out with prostitutes.
The Colbert ReportS8 Itzhak Perlman
Acclaimed violinist Itzhak Perlman shares his early fascination with classical music and questions the Colbert Bump.
The Colbert ReportS8 Errol Morris
Award-winning documentarian Errol Morris discusses the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case, the modern court system and his interview machine, the Interrotron.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach
Republicans need to produce more angry white guys if they are going to stay in business, and Mitt Romney encourages self-deportation.
The Colbert ReportS8 Vladimir Putin's Crane Flight
Vladimir Putin's realistic crane costume will remind Russian citizens that any animal could secretly be Putin in disguise.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach - Esteban Colberto
Social conservative Esteban Colberto feels empowered knowing that he can throw himself out of America by his own bootstraps.
The Colbert ReportS8 Alpha Dog of the Week - Cecilia Gimenez
Amateur restoration artist Cecilia Gimenez turns a naturalistic portrait of the Son of God into a dough-faced homunculus.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Ask-O-Matic
Stephen uses his Errol Morris-inspired interview machine.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sport Report - NFL Referee Lockout - Replacement Refs & Ratings
NFL fans criticize stand-in referees, but the greatest worst calls in football history are actually good for business.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - "America Again"
Stephen reads his book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 9/25/12
The polls disfavor Mitt Romney, the NFL combats outrage, and Claressa Shields is the first female boxer to nab Olympic gold.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Airplane Window Gaffe
Just as Kennedy challenged America to put a man on the moon, Mitt Romney challenges manufacturers to put power windows on planes.
The Colbert ReportS8 "Rolling Calamity" Campaign & "America Again" Preview
Peggy Noonan calls the Romney campaign a "rolling calamity," and Stephen mails Mitt his new book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
The Colbert ReportS8 National Journal Poll
Since the Romney campaign is only on its third reboot, conservatives shouldn't worry about Mitt's negative poll numbers.
The Colbert ReportS8 Claressa Shields
American boxer Claressa Shields talks about the London Olympics, weight classes and Stephen's punchable head.
The Colbert ReportS8 Obama's Ottoman Empire
The bacon shortage is an Islamic conspiracy, and President Obama's disloyalty to murderous dictators means another Turkish Empire.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jim Holt
Philosopher Jim Holt tries to solve the mystery of the universe without involving God or scientific laws.
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