The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/19/06
Season 2 E 134 • 10/19/2006
Stephen can't wait to find out how Jesus lets water travel through cell membranes.
Elephant VasectomiesThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Veterinarians are traveling to Africa to give elephants vasectomies in an effort to deal with overpopulation.
Santorum's Iraqi Lord of the RingsThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Rick Santorum metaphorically points out that the forces of evil are drawing near to Minas Tirith -- which, Stephen guesses, is Ohio.
Intro - 10/18/06The Colbert ReportS2 E133
In this episode, Stephen discusses James Baker and a culture war in America, and interviews former White House aid David Kuo.
JeopardyThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Stephen infiltrates a TV show combining the worst elements of facts, Hollywood and Canada.
The Word - SherlockThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
By quoting Sherlock Holmes and using the process of elimination, Stephen explains that we did not invade Iraq at all.
David KuoThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Stephen and David Kuo talk about "compassionate conservatives" and the separation of church and state.
eBay Portrait BidThe Colbert ReportS2 E134
The Colbert online army has responded to an auction for a portrait of Stephen with bids up to $99,999,999.00.
Better Know a Challenger - New York's 19th - John HallThe Colbert ReportS2 E134
Stephen meets with Democratic challenger John Hall, former member of the band Orleans, to talk about Hall's campaign and to harmonize.
Jim GilchristThe Colbert ReportS2 E134
Stephen is unsure if the 300 millionth U.S. citizen was caused by a sexy episode of The Report back in January or by illegal immigration.
Peter AgreThe Colbert ReportS2 E134
Dr. Peter Agre argues that basic understanding of science needs to be more widespread among the citizens of this country.
Intro - 10/19/06The Colbert ReportS2 E134
In this episode, Stephen discusses America's population, visits New York state and talks with Nobel Prize winner Peter Agre.
Intro - 10/30/06The Colbert ReportS2 E135
Stephen covers the midterm elections, reports on the nonexistent accomplishments of the 109th Congress and talks to Barry Manilow in this episode of The Colbert Report.
Barry ManilowThe Colbert ReportS2 E135
Stephen presents Barry Manilow with a peace treaty, and they agree to joint custody of the infamous Emmy.
Stay the CourseThe Colbert ReportS2 E135
Stephen's White House press office faxes remind him over and over to stay the course.
Get Ready for BarryThe Colbert ReportS2 E135
It is big of Stephen to allow Barry Manilow to appear on The Colbert Report.
ThreatDown - GreatDownThe Colbert ReportS2 E135
With the midterm elections coming up, Stephen feels that instead of the usual ThreatDown it's time for a GreatDown.
The Word - ShamelessThe Colbert ReportS2 E135
Stephen addresses Rush Limbaugh's comments on Michael J. Fox's disease, and lets us know what shameless really means.
Portrait AuctionThe Colbert ReportS2 E136
Stephen announces the winner of his portrait auction; all proceeds go towards saving the children.
Intro - 10/31/06The Colbert ReportS2 E136
Stephen talks to pre-nailed actor Tim Robbins, looks at gay marriage in New Jersey and dresses up as Brit Huuuuuume for Halloween.
The Word - Thanks, Gays!The Colbert ReportS2 E136
New Jersey gives committed homosexual couples the same rights as heterosexual married couples.
You may also like5 Videos
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed FriendsCursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
Out of Office Explores Remote Work AbsurdityOut of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary ConcertSouth ParkS25
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.