The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/19/06

Season 2 E 134 • 10/19/2006

Stephen can't wait to find out how Jesus lets water travel through cell membranes.

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Elephant Vasectomies
The Colbert ReportS2 E133

Veterinarians are traveling to Africa to give elephants vasectomies in an effort to deal with overpopulation.
10/18/2006
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Santorum's Iraqi Lord of the Rings
The Colbert ReportS2 E133

Rick Santorum metaphorically points out that the forces of evil are drawing near to Minas Tirith -- which, Stephen guesses, is Ohio.
10/18/2006
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Intro - 10/18/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E133

In this episode, Stephen discusses James Baker and a culture war in America, and interviews former White House aid David Kuo.
10/18/2006
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Jeopardy
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Stephen infiltrates a TV show combining the worst elements of facts, Hollywood and Canada.
10/18/2006
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The Word - Sherlock
The Colbert ReportS2 E133

By quoting Sherlock Holmes and using the process of elimination, Stephen explains that we did not invade Iraq at all.
10/18/2006
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David Kuo
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Stephen and David Kuo talk about "compassionate conservatives" and the separation of church and state.
10/18/2006
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eBay Portrait Bid
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The Colbert online army has responded to an auction for a portrait of Stephen with bids up to $99,999,999.00.
10/19/2006
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Better Know a Challenger - New York's 19th - John Hall
The Colbert ReportS2 E134

Stephen meets with Democratic challenger John Hall, former member of the band Orleans, to talk about Hall's campaign and to harmonize.
10/19/2006
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Jim Gilchrist
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Stephen is unsure if the 300 millionth U.S. citizen was caused by a sexy episode of The Report back in January or by illegal immigration.
10/19/2006
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Peter Agre
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Dr. Peter Agre argues that basic understanding of science needs to be more widespread among the citizens of this country.
10/19/2006
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Intro - 10/19/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E134

In this episode, Stephen discusses America's population, visits New York state and talks with Nobel Prize winner Peter Agre.
10/19/2006
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Intro - 10/30/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E135

Stephen covers the midterm elections, reports on the nonexistent accomplishments of the 109th Congress and talks to Barry Manilow in this episode of The Colbert Report.
10/30/2006
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Barry Manilow
The Colbert ReportS2 E135

Stephen presents Barry Manilow with a peace treaty, and they agree to joint custody of the infamous Emmy.
10/30/2006
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Stay the Course
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Stephen's White House press office faxes remind him over and over to stay the course.
10/30/2006
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Get Ready for Barry
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It is big of Stephen to allow Barry Manilow to appear on The Colbert Report.
10/30/2006
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ThreatDown - GreatDown
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With the midterm elections coming up, Stephen feels that instead of the usual ThreatDown it's time for a GreatDown.
10/30/2006
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The Word - Shameless
The Colbert ReportS2 E135

Stephen addresses Rush Limbaugh's comments on Michael J. Fox's disease, and lets us know what shameless really means.
10/30/2006
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Portrait Auction
The Colbert ReportS2 E136

Stephen announces the winner of his portrait auction; all proceeds go towards saving the children.
10/31/2006
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Intro - 10/31/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E136

Stephen talks to pre-nailed actor Tim Robbins, looks at gay marriage in New Jersey and dresses up as Brit Huuuuuume for Halloween.
10/31/2006
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The Word - Thanks, Gays!
The Colbert ReportS2 E136

New Jersey gives committed homosexual couples the same rights as heterosexual married couples.
10/31/2006
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Costumes for the Girls
The Colbert ReportS2 E136

Stephen acknowledges how far women have come to get more costume choices.
10/31/2006
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