The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Vomitorium
Season 3 • 06/07/2007
Tonight's triumphal procession is over.
The Colbert ReportS3 Carl Bernstein
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/6/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sinner Edwards
Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Deep Purple
Stephen tips his hat to bookseller Tom Wayne and Genosis, and wags his finger at Fox News and guitar players.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Airogance
Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet?
The Colbert ReportS3 Pope Jump
Whenever anything happens to the pope, people ask Stephen to interpret it -- he's kinda like the pope's pope.
The Colbert ReportS3 Cullen Murphy
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Rodham
Ms. Rodham Clinton Rodham Hamrod Rodham is going to skate to victory unless the news media gives equal time to men.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/7/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Vomitorium
The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Gershon
Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
The Colbert ReportS3 Albania Greets President Bush
On a recent visit to Albania, throngs of people took to the streets to greet and cheer for President George W. Bush -- and Stephen knows exactly why.
The Colbert ReportS3 Revenge on Knox College
His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.
The Colbert ReportS3 Commencement Speeches
Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Easy A
Stephen doesn't expect to get any awards for saying it, but he agrees with President Bush that no child should be left behind.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/11/07
Stephen gives America's education system an "A," President Bush is greeted as a liberator in Albania, and guest Michael Gershon believes there's a brain in the gut.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Wall
On the date of the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, Stephen prepares a historical reenactment with the help of a karate champion.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Me Off a Piece of This Cake
Stephen once again calls upon karate champion Igor Dyachenko to tear something -- this time a piece of cake.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tommy Chong, Commentator
In the swirling media coverage surrounding Paris Hilton's latest arrest, one man's thoughts stayed high above the fray on cable news -- Tommy Chong's.
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