The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Democratic Primary Results
Season 8 • 02/03/2004
Jon has live Democratic primary results, just don't check them.
Halftime Show TeatgateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The NFL promotes good, clean, concussive, vertebrae-snapping fun for the whole family.
Randy JacksonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Randy Jackson talks about his new book, the Super Bowl halftime show and keeping it real.
Intro - Groundhog DayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Based on Jon's experience, you can't prevent winter by hitting a groundhog with a shovel.
Ad Hominem Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Super Bowl XXXVIII featured a thought-provoking horsy-farty ad.
Chicken, Run!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Humans can catch Asian bird flu by coming into contact with an infected chicken or its feces, making this the world's first chicken sh*t disease.
Donald TrumpThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon thinks Donald Trump needs some self-esteem and a hug.
Show IntelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A few hours after intelligence failures start hurting his poll numbers, President Bush creates a panel to find out what we didn't know and when we didn't know it.
Lost VegasThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms visits Las Vegas -- a place that celebrates traditional American values and puts a premium on human dignity.
Intro - RicinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A storehouse of chemical weapons has been found in an envelope on Capitol Hill.
Moment of Zen - Intelligence CommissionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Scott McClellan worries that the commission appointed to investigate intelligence failures will become tangled in partisan politics.
Democratic Primary ResultsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Kerry wins Delaware, John Edwards takes South Carolina and Joe Lieberman was eaten by a bear.
Indecision 2004The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Edwards fulfills his promise to win every state he was born in.
Bob Dole Part 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bob Dole discusses how there is more bitterness and conflict in Washington D.C. than ever before.
Bob DoleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bob Dole has told John Edwards and John Kerry that if Al Gore calls, don't pick up the phone.
South Carolina PrimaryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Democratic Primary in South Carolina pits brother against brother.
Moment of Zen - 1% DennisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Dennis Kucinich likes his chances in Maine.
Mess O'Potamia - Crying WolfowitzThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz visits American troops in Iraq, using a logic trap to measure success through the destruction of success.
Opinion/Opinion That Is Different from That Opinion - Janet JacksonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms share their differing opinions on the Janet Jackson scandal, though they do agree on seeing the clip as often as possible.
Tenet TestifiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George Tenet describes how his friend knows this one guy who gives him all of the country's intelligence.
Jon Magazine - TrichinosisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry runs down the latest issue of Jon Magazine, complete with chicks, fox urine and Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
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