The Colbert Report
The Elitist Menace Among Us
Season 4 • 06/10/2008
Barack Obama isn't an Average Joe like Stephen and David Brooks.
ThreatDown - Secret Negro PresidentsThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
Intro - 6/9/08The Colbert ReportS4
Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
The Word - If At First You Don't SecedeThe Colbert ReportS4
Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
Democralypse Now - Hillary ConcedesThe Colbert ReportS4
Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
Philip WeissThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
Tickling the RocksThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey ThemeThe Colbert ReportS4
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
New Giant iPhoneThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
Alan RabinowitzThe Colbert ReportS4
Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
Intro - 6/10/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
The Elitist Menace Among UsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
David HajduThe Colbert ReportS4
David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
The Word - U.S. AirweighsThe Colbert ReportS4
It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
Un-American News - U.S. Election EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
Memorized ScriptThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen finally recites the entire script, now he's got to start memorizing the next 408 episodes.
Israel's New BirdThe Colbert ReportS4
Congratulations, Israel. Just as America soars like the might eagle, may you emulate the noble long-billed hoopoe by squirting fecal matter at intruders.
Intro - 6/11/08The Colbert ReportS4
Airlines suffer from high fuel prices and other countries are dying to find out who is going to ignore them next.
Dickson DespommierThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Dickson Despommier if growing food in vertical towers is an elitist way to farm.
We the MEdiatorThe Colbert ReportS4
Clint Eastwood is not Spike Lee's father and they are not on a plantation, although that'd make a hilarious antebellum buddy comedy.
Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge!The Colbert ReportS4
You the heroes have stepped up to answer John McCain's call to spice up his speech in Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge.
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