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The Elitist Menace Among Us
Season 4 • 06/10/2008
Barack Obama isn't an Average Joe like Stephen and David Brooks.
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05:32
ThreatDown - Secret Negro Presidents
The Colbert Report
S4
John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
06/09/2008
00:34
Intro - 6/9/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
06/09/2008
04:29
The Word - If At First You Don't Secede
The Colbert Report
S4
Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
06/09/2008
02:58
Democralypse Now - Hillary Concedes
The Colbert Report
S4
Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
06/09/2008
06:13
Philip Weiss
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
06/09/2008
02:33
Tickling the Rocks
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
06/10/2008
05:38
Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey Theme
The Colbert Report
S4
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
06/10/2008
00:56
New Giant iPhone
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
06/10/2008
06:36
Alan Rabinowitz
The Colbert Report
S4
Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
06/10/2008
00:32
Intro - 6/10/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
06/10/2008
03:48
The Elitist Menace Among Us
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
06/10/2008
05:46
David Hajdu
The Colbert Report
S4
David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
06/11/2008
03:59
The Word - U.S. Airweighs
The Colbert Report
S4
It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
06/11/2008
04:36
Un-American News - U.S. Election Edition
The Colbert Report
S4
Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
06/11/2008
00:29
Memorized Script
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen finally recites the entire script, now he's got to start memorizing the next 408 episodes.
06/11/2008
04:20
Israel's New Bird
The Colbert Report
S4
Congratulations, Israel. Just as America soars like the might eagle, may you emulate the noble long-billed hoopoe by squirting fecal matter at intruders.
06/11/2008
00:30
Intro - 6/11/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Airlines suffer from high fuel prices and other countries are dying to find out who is going to ignore them next.
06/11/2008
05:25
Dickson Despommier
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Dickson Despommier if growing food in vertical towers is an elitist way to farm.
06/12/2008
02:49
We the MEdiator
The Colbert Report
S4
Clint Eastwood is not Spike Lee's father and they are not on a plantation, although that'd make a hilarious antebellum buddy comedy.
06/12/2008
04:21
Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge!
The Colbert Report
S4
You the heroes have stepped up to answer John McCain's call to spice up his speech in Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge.
06/12/2008
00:28
Intro - 6/12/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Are Native Americans' needs being met this election? If not, would they settle for some lovely beads?
06/12/2008
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