The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 3/27/13
Facebook profiles contain secret data, people learn how to spot radical Muslims, and Carl Edgar Blake II wants to breed the perfect pig.
The Colbert ReportS9 Facebook "Like" Button Science
The University of Cambridge gives 60,000 Facebook users a series of psychological tests and finds that homosexual men tend to "like" musicals and Kathy Griffin.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sharia Mops
Despite Tennessee lawmakers' best efforts, Sharia law manages to work its way into the state building's men's room.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bill O'Reilly on Gay Marriage
If Bill O'Reilly is now pro-gay marriage, then back when he said gay marriage was like marrying a goat, he was really saying that he's pro-goat marriage.
The Colbert ReportS9 Carl Edgar Blake II
The owner of Rustik Rooster Farms explains how breeding a Chinese pig and a Russian pig makes a prize-winning German pig.
The Colbert ReportS9 Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 2
Emily Bazelon talks about Justice Anthony Kennedy, the arguments for traditional marriage, and discrimination against same-sex couples.
The Colbert ReportS9 Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 1
Slate's senior editor explains that, even with DOMA out of the picture, gay couples would lose federal benefits if they move to states that don't recognize same-sex marriage.
The Colbert ReportS9 Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage
Giving same-sex marriages federal recognition means giving gay couples 1,100 rights previously reserved for straight married couples.
The Colbert ReportS9 Robert Lustig
The pediatric endocrinologist shares his book, "Fat Chance: Beating the Odds Against Sugar, Processed Food, Obesity, and Disease."
The Colbert ReportS9 Sigourney Weaver
The Golden Globe winner discusses her Broadway debut, science fiction roles and television miniseries "Political Animals."
The Colbert ReportS9 Easter Under Attack - Pope Edition
Fox News criticizes Google for their Easter Sunday doodle, and Pope Francis looks like the spokesman for Linens 'n Things.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Welcome Baby Nurick!
Stephen sends his audience coordinator home with a congratulatory basket of "America Again" copies.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/1/13
Obamacare meets its match, environmentalists celebrate Earth Day differently, and Sigourney Weaver stars in "Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike."
The Colbert ReportS9 Utah's Earth Day Celebration
Utah's Department of Natural Resources celebrates Earth Day by asking kids, "Where would we be without oil, gas and mining?"
The Colbert ReportS9 Health Care Lottery
Tennessee's health care lottery finally adds some suspense to that old, boring question: "Will I see tomorrow?"
The Colbert ReportS9 Florida's Bong Bill
Under a Florida bill, any retailer that sells marijuana smoking pipes could be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor.
The Colbert ReportS9 We Are at War - North Korea
North Korea nullifies its 60-year armistice with South Korea, and Kim Jong-un targets Austin's South by Southwest Music Festival.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gay Marriage Fraud
The Supreme Court will decide on gay marriage during wedding season, and Georgia's Sue Everhart believes straight men will commit gay marriage fraud.