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Moment of Zen - Ballot Shredder

Season 8 • 12/09/2003

Vladimir Putin shreds his opponent's ballot.

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01:06

The Storm of the Weekend
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The weekend snowstorm obscures most of the Northeast including the New Hampshire campaigns.
12/08/2003
03:51

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Profanity
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Jon Stewart outdoes John Kerry's Rolling Stone profanity with a segment where you can barely hear between the beeps.
12/08/2003
01:17

Cheese Curb
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Jon teaches the audience not to lick his sidewalk.
12/08/2003
00:25

Moment of Zen - Laughing All The Way
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George W. Bush looks very uncomfortable singing Christmas carols.
12/08/2003
02:58

Back in Black - Naughty List
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Lewis Black has a big bag of coal this Christmas, and he's making stops at KFC and Abercrombie & Fitch.
12/09/2003
01:39

Iraqi Orchestra
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Jon questions the wisdom of Iraq forming a symphony orchestra so early in their re-building process.
12/09/2003
01:52

Indecision 2003 - Russia Votes
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Democracy makes Vladimir Putin a dictator in Russia thanks mainly to fraud and giant ballotry.
12/09/2003
03:00

Gore Endorsement
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Senior Political Analyst Rob Corddry chimes in on how Howard Dean will recover from Al Gore's endorsement.
12/09/2003
03:23

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Gore Endorses Dean
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Al Gore officially endorses arrogant, hot-tempered Howard Dean, while Joe Lieberman laughs and cries on the "Today" show.
12/09/2003
05:28

Steve Buscemi
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While shooting his new film "Big Fish," Steve Buscemi finds the time to visit Hank Williams' grave for three full nights.
12/09/2003
00:09

Moment of Zen - Ballot Shredder
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One of Vladimir Putin's opponents casts his ballot directly into a shredder.
12/09/2003
05:56

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Debate
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The final Democratic presidential candidate debate of 2003 was not a glimpse into America's problems but a self-indulgent look up the ass of the process.
12/10/2003
01:00

Catch My Disease
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Year in and year out, the flu kicks the sh*t out of the American people.
12/10/2003
06:29

Zell Miller Pt. 1
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Senator Zell Miller was looking forward to meeting Jon Stewart and trying to sell a few of his books -- in that order.
12/10/2003
03:28

Zell Miller Pt. 2
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Senator Zell Miller foresees a defeat for the Democrats and the presidency in 2004.
12/10/2003
03:00

Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Reverend Al Sharpton
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Reverend Al Sharpton's advice to himself is to stop listening to the pundits and prepare for his inauguration.
12/10/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Koppel Zinger
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Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry zings moderator Ted Koppel at the debates.
12/10/2003
02:57

Mess O'Potamia - Hey, France, Germany and Russia Suck It!
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The Bush Administration bars non-coalition companies from bidding in the reconstruction projects in Iraq.
12/11/2003
01:03

Other News - Halliburton
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Halliburton is charging the United States government $2.64 per gallon of gasoline it buys wholesale for $.71.
12/11/2003
05:36

General Wesley Clark Pt. 1
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Jon Stewart interviews General Wesley Clark about his run for the presidency and his new book "Winning Modern Wars."
12/11/2003
04:51

Crash At My Place
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Samantha Bee reports on a killer house in Queens, NY that has made 23 cars in 19 years crash into it.
12/11/2003
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