The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/11/09
Season 5 • 02/11/2009
First banks want cash, now DC wants a vote.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Visa Black Card
Visa: it's everywhere you want to be, unless that place is a Jimmy Buffett concert.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Loyal Opposition
The best way for Republicans to win back the trust of the people is to copy the strategy of our enemies.
The Colbert ReportS5 You Look Like Stephen
You look like Stephen, if he were on a curvy, glassy thing.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/10/09
Tough times for the Republican Party -- this sounds like a job for tax cuts.
The Colbert ReportS5 Robert Ballard
Robert Ballard explains why ocean exploration is a good investment.
The Colbert ReportS5 Truth From the Gut
Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.
The Colbert ReportS5 Good Night -- Except for the West Coast
That's it for The Report, unless you are watching on the West Coast.
The Colbert ReportS5 Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-Woof
Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner.
The Colbert ReportS5 DC Voting Rights Act - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Eleanor Holmes Norton will give Stephen a key to DC when residents get their voting rights.
The Colbert ReportS5 Steven Pinker
Stephen wonders if putting your genome on the Internet is like posting the social security number that God gave you.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/11/09
Wshington, D.C. wants a vote, and Glenn Beck brings innovation to Fox News.
The Colbert ReportS5 The DaColbert Code - Oscar Predictions
Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
The Colbert ReportS5 Adam Gopnik
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
The Colbert ReportS5 Goodbye, Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed Colbert
David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Stephen's Sexiest Moments
Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Namesakes
Stephen Colbert comes at you with all the "naming things after Stephen Colbert" news.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Prayer Day
Stephen lets a miracle rip on his prayer day.
The Colbert ReportS5 Helen Fisher
Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Moral Dimension
Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
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