The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Ship For Brains

Season 8 • 09/15/2003

A man is arrested for shipping himself as cargo.

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Moment of Zen - Bouncing for Arafat

Yasser Arafat watches kids bouncing basketballs in unison.
09/11/2003
03:55

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School's Out

Critics say the Harvey Milk High School will only serve to isolate gay teens from the larger community, as well as decimating the yearbook staffs of neighboring schools.
09/11/2003
03:42

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Bush Medley

George Bush thinks the U.N. is the only institution that can save Iraq and has been saying so in very short bites all along.
09/11/2003
03:05

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U.N.- Invited

The U.S. has decided it put too many 45 pounds weights on its Iraq barbell and is asking the international community to spot them.
09/11/2003
02:15

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Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Korea in Your Kitchen

Steve Carell shares the recipe for kimchee, a delicious treat for outdoor meals or well ventilated dining rooms.
09/11/2003
04:45

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The Weakest Link

Stacey Grenrock-Woods reports on Jody Mason, a protestor who chained himself to the wrong building, but had the right message.
09/11/2003
04:21

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Running On Empty

Being on the Daily Show will really strengthen John Edwards' support among 14- to 16-year-olds who are allowed to stay up until 11 o'clock.
09/15/2003
05:12

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Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Cuba Gooding, Jr. does his own stunts and breakdancing for a movie.
09/15/2003
05:10

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Intro - John Edwards

If John Edwards becomes president and starts a war with another country, he'll announce that on the show too.
09/15/2003
00:26

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Moment of Zen - Edwards' Promise

John Edwards announces his candidacy for presidency of the United States.
09/15/2003
03:57

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Ship For Brains

Our airport security system is still vulnerable to those criminals devious and cunning enough to pack themselves in luggage.
09/15/2003
02:35

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Madeleine Albright Pt. 2

Madeleine Albright talks about how she made herself president of the International Relations club wherever she went.
09/16/2003
00:43

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Preview - 9/17/03

Jon talks about tomorrow's show and gives a preview of Samantha Bee's story on the raw sewage problem in Indiana.
09/16/2003
03:46

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Don't Squeeze The Chairman

Israel hopes to stop the cycle of violence once and for all -- by killing Yasser Arafat.
09/16/2003
04:07

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Recall Recalled

Stephen Colbert explains how the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals threatens to turn the 2003 California recall election into a circus.
09/16/2003
03:46

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Re-Decision 2003 - Recall Delay

The Court of Appeals attempts a judicial hijacking of the electoral process by postponing California's recall election.
09/16/2003
00:13

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Moment of Zen - Yasser Baby

Yasser Arafat waves a peace sign and holds up a baby to an excited crowd.
09/16/2003
04:42

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Madeleine Albright Pt. 1

Madeleine Albright figures out the way to entertain Yasser Arafat is to show him "Tom and Jerry" cartoons.
09/16/2003
05:05

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If These Shoes Could Talk

Samantha Bee finds out that the mayor has more important duties than listening to neighbors complain about the water sewage backup -- like seeing Cher.
09/17/2003
01:14

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Intro - Hurricane Isabel

Jon wants people to put themselves in harm's way, because these extreme weather shows don't tape themselves.
09/17/2003
00:29

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Preview - 9/18/03

Jon gives a preview of tomorrow's show, including a clip of Ed Helms's report from Alabama.
09/17/2003
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