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Ship For Brains

Season 8 • 09/15/2003

A man is arrested for shipping himself as cargo.

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00:09

Moment of Zen - Bouncing for Arafat
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Yasser Arafat watches kids bouncing basketballs in unison.
09/11/2003
03:55

School's Out
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Critics say the Harvey Milk High School will only serve to isolate gay teens from the larger community, as well as decimating the yearbook staffs of neighboring schools.
09/11/2003
03:42

Bush Medley
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George Bush thinks the U.N. is the only institution that can save Iraq and has been saying so in very short bites all along.
09/11/2003
03:05

U.N.- Invited
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The U.S. has decided it put too many 45 pounds weights on its Iraq barbell and is asking the international community to spot them.
09/11/2003
02:15

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Korea in Your Kitchen
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Steve Carell shares the recipe for kimchee, a delicious treat for outdoor meals or well ventilated dining rooms.
09/11/2003
04:45

The Weakest Link
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Stacey Grenrock-Woods reports on Jody Mason, a protestor who chained himself to the wrong building, but had the right message.
09/11/2003
04:21

Running On Empty
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Being on the Daily Show will really strengthen John Edwards' support among 14- to 16-year-olds who are allowed to stay up until 11 o'clock.
09/15/2003
05:12

Cuba Gooding, Jr.
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Cuba Gooding, Jr. does his own stunts and breakdancing for a movie.
09/15/2003
05:10

Intro - John Edwards
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If John Edwards becomes president and starts a war with another country, he'll announce that on the show too.
09/15/2003
00:26

Moment of Zen - Edwards' Promise
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John Edwards announces his candidacy for presidency of the United States.
09/15/2003
03:57

Ship For Brains
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Our airport security system is still vulnerable to those criminals devious and cunning enough to pack themselves in luggage.
09/15/2003
02:35

Madeleine Albright Pt. 2
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Madeleine Albright talks about how she made herself president of the International Relations club wherever she went.
09/16/2003
00:43

Preview - 9/17/03
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Jon talks about tomorrow's show and gives a preview of Samantha Bee's story on the raw sewage problem in Indiana.
09/16/2003
03:46

Don't Squeeze The Chairman
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Israel hopes to stop the cycle of violence once and for all -- by killing Yasser Arafat.
09/16/2003
04:07

Recall Recalled
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Stephen Colbert explains how the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals threatens to turn the 2003 California recall election into a circus.
09/16/2003
03:46

Re-Decision 2003 - Recall Delay
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The Court of Appeals attempts a judicial hijacking of the electoral process by postponing California's recall election.
09/16/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Yasser Baby
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Yasser Arafat waves a peace sign and holds up a baby to an excited crowd.
09/16/2003
04:42

Madeleine Albright Pt. 1
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Madeleine Albright figures out the way to entertain Yasser Arafat is to show him "Tom and Jerry" cartoons.
09/16/2003
05:05

If These Shoes Could Talk
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Samantha Bee finds out that the mayor has more important duties than listening to neighbors complain about the water sewage backup -- like seeing Cher.
09/17/2003
01:14

Intro - Hurricane Isabel
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Jon wants people to put themselves in harm's way, because these extreme weather shows don't tape themselves.
09/17/2003
00:29

Preview - 9/18/03
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Jon gives a preview of tomorrow's show, including a clip of Ed Helms's report from Alabama.
09/17/2003
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