The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Ship For Brains
Season 8 • 09/15/2003
A man is arrested for shipping himself as cargo.
Moment of Zen - Bouncing for ArafatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Yasser Arafat watches kids bouncing basketballs in unison.
School's OutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Critics say the Harvey Milk High School will only serve to isolate gay teens from the larger community, as well as decimating the yearbook staffs of neighboring schools.
Bush MedleyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George Bush thinks the U.N. is the only institution that can save Iraq and has been saying so in very short bites all along.
U.N.- InvitedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The U.S. has decided it put too many 45 pounds weights on its Iraq barbell and is asking the international community to spot them.
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Korea in Your KitchenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Steve Carell shares the recipe for kimchee, a delicious treat for outdoor meals or well ventilated dining rooms.
The Weakest LinkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stacey Grenrock-Woods reports on Jody Mason, a protestor who chained himself to the wrong building, but had the right message.
Running On EmptyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Being on the Daily Show will really strengthen John Edwards' support among 14- to 16-year-olds who are allowed to stay up until 11 o'clock.
Cuba Gooding, Jr.The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Cuba Gooding, Jr. does his own stunts and breakdancing for a movie.
Intro - John EdwardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If John Edwards becomes president and starts a war with another country, he'll announce that on the show too.
Moment of Zen - Edwards' PromiseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Edwards announces his candidacy for presidency of the United States.
Ship For BrainsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Our airport security system is still vulnerable to those criminals devious and cunning enough to pack themselves in luggage.
Madeleine Albright Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Madeleine Albright talks about how she made herself president of the International Relations club wherever she went.
Preview - 9/17/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon talks about tomorrow's show and gives a preview of Samantha Bee's story on the raw sewage problem in Indiana.
Don't Squeeze The ChairmanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Israel hopes to stop the cycle of violence once and for all -- by killing Yasser Arafat.
Recall RecalledThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert explains how the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals threatens to turn the 2003 California recall election into a circus.
Re-Decision 2003 - Recall DelayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Court of Appeals attempts a judicial hijacking of the electoral process by postponing California's recall election.
Moment of Zen - Yasser BabyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Yasser Arafat waves a peace sign and holds up a baby to an excited crowd.
Madeleine Albright Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Madeleine Albright figures out the way to entertain Yasser Arafat is to show him "Tom and Jerry" cartoons.
If These Shoes Could TalkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Samantha Bee finds out that the mayor has more important duties than listening to neighbors complain about the water sewage backup -- like seeing Cher.
Intro - Hurricane IsabelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon wants people to put themselves in harm's way, because these extreme weather shows don't tape themselves.
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