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Because I'm 12
Season 3 E 7 • 07/14/1999
Shelley won't put out, but Kitty will.
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01:31
Prop. 10
South Park
S2 E17
The mayor agrees to let the town vote on whether or not Harbucks should be shut down. The gnomes reappear, but only Tweek sees them.
12/16/1998
01:08
South Park Town Hall meeting
South Park
S2 E17
The boys and Tweek go on a talk show to debate John Postem. They argue their side poorly, but somehow, end up winning.
12/16/1998
01:22
You Hate Children
South Park
S2 E17
The first advertisement promoting Prop. 10 is unveiled. Mrs. Tweek feels that the boys are being used, and she calls out her husband.
12/16/1998
00:29
Toto
South Park
S2 E17
For voting day, the mayor invites the band Toto to play and the boys to give a speech. The boys are worried.
12/16/1998
01:26
Gnomes Know Business
South Park
S2 E17
The boys discuss the speech at Tweek's house. During the meeting, the gnomes appear, and they all see them.
12/16/1998
00:21
Closing
South Park
S2 E17
John Postem realizes that South Park will never love Harbucks the way he does. He decides to close down the shop.
12/16/1998
01:16
The Underpants Business
South Park
S2 E17
The boys go to the gnomes' cave and learn about their underpants business. The gnomes agree to tell them about corporate takeovers.
12/16/1998
02:09
Harbucks Wins
South Park
S2 E17
The boys present their speech, but it is in favor of Harbucks. The whole town agrees that Harbucks' coffee is better, so Harbucks is here to stay.
12/16/1998
01:15
Artemis Clyde Frog
South Park
S3 E7
Cartman imagines he is the baddest cowboy in the West, out to kill the president and Selma Hayak.
07/14/1999
01:56
He's 22
South Park
S3 E7
Shelley's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
07/14/1999
01:08
Because I'm 12
South Park
S3 E7
Cartman gets some dirt on Shelley and Skyler on his Speak and Record Bear. Skyler ditches Shelley when she won't put out, while Kitty puts out for any cat that'll have her.
07/14/1999
00:53
Cat Sex
South Park
S3 E7
When Kitty comes home to an empty house, she invites all her tomcat friends over for a kitty party. Cartman and Shelley plan to get Skyler back.
07/14/1999
01:24
Catnip
South Park
S3 E7
Cartman and Shelley come home to a wild cat orgy. Skyler shows up and gets doused in catnip and the horny cats attack.
07/14/1999
01:14
Butt-for-Brains
South Park
S3 E12
Mark rolls into public school in a giant hamster ball. Cartman has had it with Mr. Garrison's name calling.
11/10/1999
02:06
Looking to Jesus
South Park
S3 E16
Crowds have gathered outside Jesus' house to watch him emerge. People want answers about what's to come in the new millennium.
12/29/1999
01:32
Inheritance Wagon
South Park
S5 E6
Cartman wheels his inheritance out of the bank on a wagon. He's on his way to spend it on his lifelong dream.
07/25/2001
01:14
Three's a Crowd
South Park
S5 E6
Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland to cover his security expenses, but now he needs a maintenance person.
07/25/2001
02:05
The Book of Job
South Park
S5 E6
Kyle's parents tell him about the Biblical Book of Job; the story of a man whose ideal life was ruined by God to make a point to Satan.
07/25/2001
00:51
Amusing Himself
South Park
S5 E6
Riding the rides alone in his theme park, Cartman is probably the happiest he's ever been.
07/25/2001
00:59
Cartmanland Commercial
South Park
S5 E6
When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
07/25/2001
01:12
Money Quest
South Park
S5 E6
After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
07/25/2001
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